Jeff Goldblum is Not Dead

[Rat Boy]

TMZ's got nothing on this and they were the first to talk about Michael Jackson's death. I'd call it a fake outright, but today I can't be sure.

I promise you, it's utterly fake.

And not a very original one, either.

 

[Squiggy]

 

[warriorsfan]

RIP Roger Moore.

 

[indranee]

what?!?

 

[Hoser]

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/tomhanks.asp
Ooooold prank.

 

[Candlelight]

RIP George Burns.

 

[Squiggy]

Halle Berry though. Just heard this. Sad.

RIP Catwoman.

 

[indranee]

guys... stop it. not funny.

 

[Rat Boy]

Wait a minute. I died in New Zealand? Shit, and I wasn't even famous!

 

[DonIago]

Rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated.

 

[Squiggy]

Paul McCartney died.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

guys... stop it. not funny.

Correction:

NOT. FUNNY.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Paul McCartney died.

In 1966. They even replaced him with an impostor.

 

[Candlelight]

My Crotch died.

 

[Squiggy]

The entire 1977 Philadelphia Phillies just exploded.

 

[Candlelight]

I just heard... Rush Limbagh is not dead.

My condolences to everyone on the planet.

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

As long as Generalisimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

 

[Kirk's_Tights]

It was confirmed by a rep that he is ALIVE AND WELL. I just want to know how the hell this rumour started.

 

[indranee]

guys... stop it. not funny.

Correction:

NOT. FUNNY.

though I'm sure Jeff found it funny.

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

It was confirmed by a rep that he is ALIVE AND WELL. I just want to know how the hell this rumour started.

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/tomhanks.asp
Ooooold prank.

Hoser knows all, eh.