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Love this site! It's full of good little chuckles. I wanted to share some of the highlights of the "Janeway is better than" lists. Maybe we can add to it?
Love this site! It's full of good little chuckles. I wanted to share some of the highlights of the "Janeway is better than" lists. Maybe we can add to it?
- One word: hair
- Drinks coffee, not that sissy "Earl Grey" stuff.
- Commanded ships blown up: Picard: 2 Janeway: ½
- When Janeway lands her ship, it can take off again.
- Janeway doesn't have to point which way to go when they set off.
- Beams down to the planet like real Captains should.
- Hasn't let an adolescent pilot the Federation flagship -- yet.
- Picard likes to talk his way through. Janeway likes to punch her way through.
- Hasn't quote Shakespeare -- yet.
- Looks better in sleepwear.
- Janeway says "I don't like you!" to her enemies instead of trying to convince them to behave better.
- Janeway has a First Officer with a tattoo.
- Three words: Compression Phaser Rifles.
- Janeway doesn't need to straighten her uniform every time she stands.
- Janeway has never worn green tights and frolicked about in Sherwood Forest. However, if she did, she would look fantastic!
- Kirk looked good in ripped shirts; Picard looked good without a shirt; Janeway would look incredible... no, they can't do that on network television.
- Never worries about meeting a son she never knew she had.
- Slouches in her chair even in critical life-threatening moments.
- Janeway understands technobabble, unlike Kirk, so she knows when the Chief Engineer is lying to her about repair times.
- Her Security Officer draws his phaser at the first hint of trouble. Picard's Security Officer gets beat up by half the aliens that come aboard.
- Janeway's first officer has a hallucinogenic device.
