I've watched a bit of star trek but....

[NickInABox]

Oh, God, I want them to retcon the Vulcans to now be called Spockanians. Please, JJ, make it so!

Well, since Spock is now the Elder of Vulcan and found a new planet to colonize... I think it is only fitting it be named after Spock: Spockania whose citizens are now Spockanians.

I'm actually fan of it as I've seen two episodes and a bit of a movie. I think Johnny Depp should be the next captain, it would be super special awesome!

~Sneaks up behind The Cool Kid with a cinderblock in hand~

~Carries another cinderblock behind The Castellan in case he misses~

~Joins the line, holding a crowbar~

 

[D Man]

I think Doctor Star has an even better ring to it. You can sound track it with Beatles music. It'd be epic.

Turn off your mind, relax, and float downstream...

 

[RyuRoots]

I wonder if this is appropriate at this point.

 

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

The other day I went to see

The Spocky Horror Picture Show,

About Spockanian transvestites.

 

[QuasarVM]

Oh, God, I want them to retcon the Vulcans to now be called Spockanians. Please, JJ, make it so!

Oh the madcap antics of those wacky Spockanians...

 

[RandyS]

You'd be better off watching Lord of the Rings.

There's lots of trolls in that one.

Or Star Wars.