It's a sure thing

[Balthier the Great]

Star Trek XI is going to win at the box office because:

The winning horse in the Kentucky Derby was named "Mine the Bird", and since Roddenbery is the Great Bird, and we're mining the great bird's brainchild, we could be said to be "Mining the Bird".

Thus we'll Mine the Bird in a week.

 

[SalvorHardin]

Star Trek XI is going to win at the box office because:

The winning horse in the Kentucky Derby was named "Mine the Bird", and since Roddenbery is the Great Bird, and we're mining the great bird's brainchild, we could be said to be "Mining the Bird".

Thus we'll Mine the Bird in a week.

And don't forget that Nero is a miner with a big ass space drill

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

And don't forget that Nero is a miner with a big ass space drill

He can keep that drill away from my bird, thank you.

 

[Balthier the Great]

Star Trek XI is going to win at the box office because:

The winning horse in the Kentucky Derby was named "Mine the Bird", and since Roddenbery is the Great Bird, and we're mining the great bird's brainchild, we could be said to be "Mining the Bird".

Thus we'll Mine the Bird in a week.

And don't forget that Nero is a miner with a big ass space drill

True. That's even more proof that Trek Xi is going to win big.

 

[Squiggy]

Star Trek XI is going to win at the box office because:

The winning horse in the Kentucky Derby was named "Mine the Bird", and since Roddenbery is the Great Bird, and we're mining the great bird's brainchild, we could be said to be "Mining the Bird".

Thus we'll Mine the Bird in a week.

And don't forget that Nero is a miner with a big ass space drill

Would anyone need their ass space drilled?

 

[NiteTrek]

Would anyone need their ass space drilled?

Sulu...who interesting enough, jumped (literally) at the opportunity to go to the drill. For those that have seen the movie, does he land ass first?

 

[OneBuckFilms]

And don't forget that Nero is a miner with a big ass space drill

He can keep that drill away from my bird, thank you.

Last thing anyone wants is someone drilling their bird

Sorry, couldn't resist

 

[Neumann]

And don't forget that Nero is a miner with a big ass space drill

He can keep that drill away from my bird, thank you.

Last thing anyone wants is someone drilling their bird

Sorry, couldn't resist

Drilling the bird should be at least Ilegal.