Is Spock a Half Klingon Retard Baby?

[PicarrdPlayer99]

After seeing the Star Trek movie (sub par by the way, didnt capture the series at all in my opinion) and hearing that Spock is half human half vulcan in the movie, i began to think

"is Spock a half Klingon?"

I believe that he is, because it would make so much sense. Spock is a total loser, and so are the Klingons, so im sure that Spock is spawn of Klingons.

 

[Delta1]

After seeing the Star Trek movie (sub par by the way, didnt capture the series at all in my opinion) and hearing that Spock is half human half vulcan in the movie, i began to think

I doubt that.

 

[Kaziarl]

Wow, that was such a low brow statement that it didn't even illicit a chuckle.

 

[James Wright]

Whoa, where did that come from!?

James

 

[SilentP]

*slow clap*

Well done, really.

 

[PicarrdPlayer99]

Thank you. I do what i can

 

[PicarrdPlayer99]

Whoa, where did that come from!?

James

It came from my brain, genius

 

[PicarrdPlayer99]

Wow, that was such a low brow statement that it didn't even illicit a chuckle.

But it sure deserves discussion. As sure as Aurra is a woman

 

[PicarrdPlayer99]

After seeing the Star Trek movie (sub par by the way, didnt capture the series at all in my opinion) and hearing that Spock is half human half vulcan in the movie, i began to think

I doubt that.

I think you are being to harsh on the subject. Lets talk about this

 

[Amaris]

You are so toast.
I hope you had fun, and don't forget to wipe up after you're done. Other people are using that seat.

J.

 

[PicarrdPlayer99]

You are so toast.
I hope you had fun, and don't forget to wipe up after you're done. Other people are using that seat.

J.

Ooh, how are you going to get me? Phasers via bandwith? Routing a Klingon force bomb through the LAN? Im on the web buddy, you cant touch me

 

[Amaris]

You are so toast.
I hope you had fun, and don't forget to wipe up after you're done. Other people are using that seat.

J.

Ooh, how are you going to get me? Phasers via bandwith? Routing a Klingon force bomb through the LAN? Im on the web buddy, you cant touch me

I eat souls.


J.

 

[PicarrdPlayer99]

You are so toast.
I hope you had fun, and don't forget to wipe up after you're done. Other people are using that seat.

J.

Ooh, how are you going to get me? Phasers via bandwith? Routing a Klingon force bomb through the LAN? Im on the web buddy, you cant touch me

I eat souls.


J.

Ooh, scary! Still cant touch me! Mr. Sulu! Fire all phasers on J! He honestly has never or will ever get laid!

 

[Amaris]

Ooh, how are you going to get me? Phasers via bandwith? Routing a Klingon force bomb through the LAN? Im on the web buddy, you cant touch me

I eat souls.


J.

Ooh, scary! Still cant touch me! Mr. Sulu! Fire all phasers on J! He honestly has never or will ever get laid!

Your soul looks delicious. I think I will consume it while I have a glass of Chardonnay, and listen to some Michael Bolton records.

J.

 

[Gepard]

Your soul looks delicious. I think I will consume it while I have a glass of Chardonnay, and listen to some Michael Bolton records.

J.

"A fanboy tried to troll me once; I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. *slurping sound*"

 

[Amaris]

Your soul looks delicious. I think I will consume it while I have a glass of Chardonnay, and listen to some Michael Bolton records.

J.

"A fanboy tried to troll me once; I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. *slurping sound*"

Mm...you're right. A nice Chianti would be a delicious companion for a wayward soul.


J.

 

[PicarrdPlayer99]

Your soul looks delicious. I think I will consume it while I have a glass of Chardonnay, and listen to some Michael Bolton records.

J.

"A fanboy tried to troll me once; I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. *slurping sound*"

Mm...you're right. A nice Chianti would be a delicious companion for a wayward soul.


J.

Ill tell you what my friends say to me. "you're creepy"

 

[PicarrdPlayer99]

Your soul looks delicious. I think I will consume it while I have a glass of Chardonnay, and listen to some Michael Bolton records.

J.

"A fanboy tried to troll me once; I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. *slurping sound*"

I see, does your mother know that you drink while being a cannibal?

 

[Amaris]

"A fanboy tried to troll me once; I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. *slurping sound*"

Mm...you're right. A nice Chianti would be a delicious companion for a wayward soul.


J.

Ill tell you what my friends say to me. "you're creepy"

Do they say that before or after the ritual whipped cream ass shaving?
I much prefer before. It's scratchy and most pleasant.

J.

 

[PicarrdPlayer99]

I eat souls.


J.

Ooh, scary! Still cant touch me! Mr. Sulu! Fire all phasers on J! He honestly has never or will ever get laid!

Your soul looks delicious. I think I will consume it while I have a glass of Chardonnay, and listen to some Michael Bolton records.

J.

Michael Bolton is a fag, which makes you a fag, and you like Spock so you are a fag too.