Is Spock a Half Klingon Retard Baby?

[Amaris]

Ooh, scary! Still cant touch me! Mr. Sulu! Fire all phasers on J! He honestly has never or will ever get laid!

Your soul looks delicious. I think I will consume it while I have a glass of Chardonnay, and listen to some Michael Bolton records.

J.

Michael Bolton is a fag, which makes you a fag, and you like Spock so you are a fag too.

Don't tease me unless that ass is shaved.

J.

 

[PicarrdPlayer99]

Mm...you're right. A nice Chianti would be a delicious companion for a wayward soul.


J.

Ill tell you what my friends say to me. "you're creepy"

Do they say that before or after the ritual whipped cream ass shaving?
I much prefer before. It's scratchy and most pleasant.

J.

The whipped cream ass shavings are on Tuesday. And we do them to creepy-ass virgin Trekkie fans like you.

 

[Amaris]

Ill tell you what my friends say to me. "you're creepy"

Do they say that before or after the ritual whipped cream ass shaving?
I much prefer before. It's scratchy and most pleasant.

J.

The whipped cream ass shavings are on Tuesday. And we do them to creepy-ass virgin Trekkie fans like you.

I didn't know you liked shaving men's asses. That is awesome.
Some people would say "he likes to get on his hands and knees and right up in a man's anus, and shave the hair off his butt cheeks with whipped cream and a razor blade? That's gay!" but I admire your dedication to your craft.

J.

 

[ITL]

I believe that he is, because it would make so much sense. Spock is a total loser, and so are the Klingons, so im sure that Spock is spawn of Klingons.

Your soul looks delicious. I think I will consume it while I have a glass of Chardonnay, and listen to some Michael Bolton records.

emphasis mine.

Proof, people. Proof that J. Allen is indeed ee-vil. Michael Bolton? I'm scared. Hold me. Not you. Sit down, please. Now I'm more scared.

 

[Gepard]

I didn't know you liked shaving men's asses. That is awesome.
Some people would say "he likes to get on his hands and knees and right up in a man's anus, and shave the hair off his butt cheeks with whipped cream and a razor blade? That's gay!" but I admire your dedication to your craft.

J.

Also: he brings it on Tuesday, so we know he's secretly a dyed-in-the-wool Trekkie. He's probably having his Seven of Nine and Janeway action figures make out as we type.

 

[Amaris]

emphasis mine.

Proof, people. Proof that J. Allen is indeed ee-vil. Michael Bolton? I'm scared. Hold me. Not you. Sit down, please. Now I'm more scared.

Of course I'm evil! I have a Celine Dion album. I'm pure unadulterated evil!

Also: he brings it on Tuesday, so we know he's secretly a dyed-in-the-wool Trekkie. He's probably having his Seven of Nine and Janeway action figures make out as we type.

I wonder if he shaves Chakotay's ass while wearing a mink stole and smoking a cigar? I mean, he already wants to shave my ass with whipped cream and has even set an appointment for Tuesday. He's a kinky fellow. I like it.

J.

 

[-Brett-]

So you trolled an internet forum. Do you feel better about having a tiny penis yet?

 

[kathryn i am]

Somehow, even with the heads-up from another forum, I still wasn't expecting quite this level of shaving... well done to all involved!

 

[Orac Zen]

Okay, everyone, party's over.