Is it uncouth to wear a grey bath robe with a black sock?

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

For?

Oh.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Cyan.

Cyan socks.

You cannot go wrong.

 

[MacLeod]

Like Colonel Sanders!?!?

Mmm...chicken.

Or a white suit like Mr. Roarke

 

[{ Emilia }]

Or, he could just have his feet tattooed and never have to buy socks again.

Always remember my good humor after I am ejected by the bullies threatened by my presence.

There are bullies in your little mansion in Gstaad who are threatening to throw you out because of the color of your socks? I thought it was just your girlfriend.

 

[scotpens]

Get yourself some red socks.

Wasn't that a French movie -- The Man with One Red Sock? Or was that the American remake with Tom Hanks?

 

[RoJoHen]

Most people use gym socks.

For?

Oh.

I've never been able to figure out why you'd want to use a sock for that.

 

[Melakon]

Most people use gym socks.

For?

Oh.

I've never been able to figure out why you'd want to use a sock for that.

Yeah, who wants to run the risk of athlete's p---s?

 

[KimMH]

. My father was a tailor. .

Your father was a tailor? You should be kitted up in a quilted satin smoking jacket with a velvet collar.

Srsly, if your at home attire is a deal breaker you have bigger problems than what color socks you should wear.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

Or, he could just have his feet tattooed and never have to buy socks again.

Always remember my good humor after I am ejected by the bullies threatened by my presence.

Plus, he won't give you your detonators back.

ETA: The OP is no longer with us in this form, so I'm gonna go ahead and close this.