First off: WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN GOING ON RIGHT NOW. Tony, I know you are probably not going to get laid for a long time, but fucking Maria Hill in your sekrit armory is EUGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! This isn't even angry sex, because there was no UST between you--just TENSION. And HATE. And she's jskdfka; just I can't even talk right now because of the awful. 
However, I wil say, leaving before she wakes up and leaving a note on the pillow reading, "BLOW IT UP AND RUN" was kinda awesome. But only because in my mind you said "Pepper" when you came the night before.
Item the Second: ARMOR FOR PEPPER ARE YOU KIDDING ME. I let the electromagnet-in-her-chest slide because it was kind of cool, but then Fraction--you asshat fanboy--had to ruin it by telling us she could float above the floor. Again, I let that slide because the Earth's magnetic field and all that, and plus Tony told her it wasn't a power source for armor. But then you had to ruin THAT by having Tony build her fucking ARMOR AND HOW RIDICULOUS IS THIS BOOK ALREADY WITHOUT MORE RIDICULOUS RIDICULOUSNESS??
Item the Thir[RAGE BLACKOUT]
The only thing I thought was not deserving of a painful death on the cliffs of Latveria was Tony telling Maria to go to FuturePharm and get some info, then "find Captain America and give it to him." She asks how the hell she's supposed to find Captain America without an email addy or an Avengers decoder ring, and Tony says, "Cap@us.gov" and tells her to email from a public library terminal so Norman Osborn can't track her. She tells him that it's no time for a joke and Tony says, "that or start crying." I was half-d'awww at that, but any woobie potential was nuked by the rest of the shitty ish. When I saw "FuturePharm" I thought maybe Tony would be able to fix up his busted Extremis armor but we'll have to wait and see.
So Tony's on the run, supposedly to go destroy his bunches of sekrit armories. Maria is on the run to FuturePharm and then off to find Bucky!Cap, and Pepper is on the run as Iron Woman.
There is not enough *facedesk* in the world. Someone get the fanboy off this book, STAT.
p.s. the art is still fug but that goes without saying.
However, I wil say, leaving before she wakes up and leaving a note on the pillow reading, "BLOW IT UP AND RUN" was kinda awesome. But only because in my mind you said "Pepper" when you came the night before.
Item the Second: ARMOR FOR PEPPER ARE YOU KIDDING ME. I let the electromagnet-in-her-chest slide because it was kind of cool, but then Fraction--you asshat fanboy--had to ruin it by telling us she could float above the floor. Again, I let that slide because the Earth's magnetic field and all that, and plus Tony told her it wasn't a power source for armor. But then you had to ruin THAT by having Tony build her fucking ARMOR AND HOW RIDICULOUS IS THIS BOOK ALREADY WITHOUT MORE RIDICULOUS RIDICULOUSNESS??
Item the Thir[RAGE BLACKOUT]
The only thing I thought was not deserving of a painful death on the cliffs of Latveria was Tony telling Maria to go to FuturePharm and get some info, then "find Captain America and give it to him." She asks how the hell she's supposed to find Captain America without an email addy or an Avengers decoder ring, and Tony says, "Cap@us.gov" and tells her to email from a public library terminal so Norman Osborn can't track her. She tells him that it's no time for a joke and Tony says, "that or start crying." I was half-d'awww at that, but any woobie potential was nuked by the rest of the shitty ish. When I saw "FuturePharm" I thought maybe Tony would be able to fix up his busted Extremis armor but we'll have to wait and see.
So Tony's on the run, supposedly to go destroy his bunches of sekrit armories. Maria is on the run to FuturePharm and then off to find Bucky!Cap, and Pepper is on the run as Iron Woman.
There is not enough *facedesk* in the world. Someone get the fanboy off this book, STAT.
p.s. the art is still fug but that goes without saying.
