Damn it I figured the purple naked unicycle-riding Hotel California-playing bag-piper would get things back on topic. FOILED AGAIN!
Last night, while walking past McDonalds I heard the dulcet tones of "Hotel California" from over their PA system. Unbidden the image of a naked, purple man on a unicycle filled my head. I couldn't stop trembling for hours.
...The HORROR...!
