Insurrection Line-by-Line

[Leandar]

Riker: Smooth as an android's bottom, eh, Data?

 

[CoveTom]

I think we missed a bit...

RIKER: You Klingons don't do anything small, do you?

then...

Riker: Smooth as an android's bottom, eh, Data?

then in the corridor...

RIKER: Admiral Dougherty wants to know why we haven't left yet.

 

[Leandar]

Actually the scene plays out like this according to my transcript:

Riker: Smooth as an android's bottom, eh, Data?

Data: I beg your pardon, sir?

Riker: Admiral Dougherty wants to know why we haven't left yet.

Picard: We're not going anywhere. Deck five.

Riker: Klingons never do anything small, do you?

Worf: Doctor Crusher asked to speak to you when you returned.

And since that constitutes a few lines, I'll wait a while before posting again.

 

[M.Robison]

(Taps combadge)

Picard: Picard to Crusher..

 

[LeadHead]

Crusher: Captain, the So'na Hostages refused to be examined. I had them confined to quarters.

 

[CoveTom]

PICARD: And our people?

 

[LeadHead]

Crusher: They're fine, in fact they're better than fine. Increased metabolism, improved muscle tone, we should all be so lucky.

 

[Vulcan Princess]

Picard: Very good, Doctor. Picard out. Worf, don't release the Son'a officers until I've talked to Ahdar Ru'afo.

 

[CoveTom]

DATA (gesturing to Riker): Sir?

 

[LeadHead]

Picard: Computer, music. No, no, no, not that.

 

[Vulcan Princess]

Computer: Specify.

 

[LeadHead]

Picard: A Mambo! Hmmmm.... that's more like it...
(Later)
How old are you?

Important Safety Tip: NEVER ASK A LADY THIS QUESTION!!!

 

[Vulcan Princess]

Sojef: We came here from a solar system on the verge of self-annihilation, ...where technology had created weapons that threatened to destroy all life. A small group of us set off to find a new home, ...a home that would be isolated from the threats of other worlds. ...That was three hundred and nine years ago.

 

[LeadHead]

Picard: And you haven't aged a day since then?

 

[Vulcan Princess]

Sojef: Actually, I was a good deal older when we arrived ...in terms of my physical condition.

 

[sbk1234]

Picard: And I suppose you're 75?

 

[LeadHead]

Artim: No, I'm 12.

 

[Leandar]

Tournel: The metaphasic radiation won't begin to affect him until he reaches maturity.

 

[LeadHead]

Picard: To most offlanders, what you have here is more valuable than... Gold-Pressed-Latinum. I'm afraid that's the reason that someone is trying to take your planet away from you.

 

[Vulcan Princess]

Artim: The artificial life form was right.