Insurrection Line-by-Line

[LeadHead]

Anij: It's been three hundred years since I've seen a bald man.

 

[Brian]

PICARD: How is it you never married? And don't tell me it's just because you haven't got around to it yet.

 

[Rush Limborg]

Anij: What's the rush?

 

[LeadHead]

Picard: I should warn you, I've always been attracted to older women. (slow motion) How are you doing this?

 

[Leandar]

Picard: Very well, we'll take an hour.

Finishing
Have them break out some Rations.

Darn transcript!!

Anij: No more questions.

 

[LeadHead]

Perim: Commander, I'm showing two Son'a ships on an intercept course.

 

[Leandar]

Riker: How long till they reach us?

 

[LeadHead]

Perim: Eighteen Minutes.

 

[Leandar]

Geordi: We won't be able to get a transmission out of here for at least another hour.

 

[CoveTom]

DANIELS: They're hailing us.

 

[LeadHead]

Riker: Tel them our tranciever array is damaged. We can send messages but not receive them.

 

[CoveTom]

DANIELS: I don't think they believe us.

 

[LeadHead]

Riker: Why not? (boom) A Photon Torpedo. Isn't that the Universal Greeting when communications are down?

 

[Leandar]

Geordi: I think it's the universal greeting when you don't like someone.

 

[Vulcan Princess]

Riker: Full impulse.

 

[LeadHead]

La Forge: Manifolds can't take Full Impulse in the Patch Commander.

 

[Vulcan Princess]

Riker: If we don't outrun them, the manifolds are going to be the only thing left on this ship.

 

[LeadHead]

La Forge: I'll be in Engineering.

 

[Randor]

RIKER: RED ALERT! ALL HANDS Battle Stations!

 

[LeadHead]

Troi: And have you noticed that your boobs have started to firm up?

(Let this go on the list of things I will never say around a woman)