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But you could go over there and dance, meet fun people, and look at cool furniture. I'd say the pros outweigh the cons by a country mile!
I'm pretty sure my neighbors are running a brothel.
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But you could go over there and dance, meet fun people, and look at cool furniture. I'd say the pros outweigh the cons by a country mile!
The loud music would bother me, too. Occasionally, that's fine. We're all having parties or friends over from time to time, but every night? I have some loud neighbours, too, but unfortunately, I can't locate them exactly and thus can't complain.
There's a brothel not far from where I live but it looks rather quiet.
There's a brothel not far from where I live but it looks rather quiet.
Indian chicks are hot!
Lies.
Me? Lie? Nevah!
A friendly introduction, followed by a request to lower the volume should be done first. If the noise is that loud and constant, call the police to investigate a violation of noise ordinance. I also find that a friendly request while holding a loaded weapon works wonders!
I have been blessed with good neighbors. One one side (about 100 yards away) is an older couple who have lived there almost 50 years. On the other side (about 25 yards away) is my newest neighbor who is a supervisor at the Freightliner plant. He's single, quiet and- to my knowledge- not a serial killer.
I have been blessed with good neighbors. One one side (about 100 yards away) is an older couple who have lived there almost 50 years. On the other side (about 25 yards away) is my newest neighbor who is a supervisor at the Freightliner plant. He's single, quiet and- to my knowledge- not a serial killer.
I don't dance. The last time I tried to, I sprained my groove thing.
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Really. Hm. Do they accept traveler's checks?
Apparently "brothel quality control tester" is on the list of best jobs in the world, so maybe you can ask them for an application.
What if you replace Trekker with Jayson?
What if you replace Trekker with Jayson?
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*sigh*
[drives to the airport to visit the currency exchange counter]
Indian chicks are hot!
Lies.
Me? Lie? Nevah!
I'm teasing. I'm Indian.
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Don't forget beautiful [he says respectfully].
Indian chicks are hot!
Lies.
No, he's right. Indian chicks tend to be hot.
I know.
I put that there for your sake in the first place.
Maybe they are terrorist secretly building bombs and using the music to mask the noise of them putting the bombs together?
I guess some people lead lives which are one endless party. I salute those who have the stamina. 
Because if there's one tenet of terrorist tactics it's "attract as much attention to yourself before you near the target as possible."
From the "Die Hard" book of terrorism, no doubt.
Apparently "brothel quality control tester" is on the list of best jobs in the world, so maybe you can ask them for an application.
What if you replace Trekker with Jayson?
Then you'd have to add in either monkeys or robot monkeys.
A brothel featuring robot monkeys? All you man.
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