I'm having an existential crisis

[Gaith]

Universe wastes billions of years to produce creatures asking themselves if they really exist. Geez...

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

“To be is to do” – Socrates.
“To do is to be” – Sartre.
“Do be do be do” - Sinatra.

 

[Captain_Nick]

This is the best thread ever. Thank you so much for clearing this up

 

[scotpens]

“To be is to do” – Socrates.
“To do is to be” – Sartre.
“Do be do be do” - Sinatra.

“Without love, where would you be now?”
— The Doobie Brothers.

 

[Gryffindorian]

You don't; therefore, you're not.

 

[farmkid]

“To be is to do” – Socrates.
“To do is to be” – Sartre.
“Do be do be do” - Sinatra.

you forgot the rest...

"To be is to do"-Socrates;
"To do is to be"-Sartre;
"Do Be Do Be Do"-Sinatra;
"Scooby Dooby Do"-Scooby Do;
"Yaba Daba Doo!"-Fred Flintstone

 

[Haggis and tatties]

Wibble.

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

Thinking is just something your brain does. It isn't you.

 

[RandyS]

Thinking is just something your brain does. It isn't you.

Thinking is not something my brain does. I actually use something a little south of the brain.

THAT does all my thinking for me.

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

Even right after meals?

 

[sojourner]

If I had a bad case of gas at a dinner party, would that be an exit stench all crisis?

 

[M'Sharak]

Go to your room.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Does the Doctor's TARDIS ever have a Sexy-stential crisis?

 

[RandyS]

Even right after meals?

Particularly then.

 

[Capn Flukie]

If you don't exist, who the hell am I replying to?

 

[Newton]

I'm having an existential crisis

Maybe it's because the 'Pies lost the Grand Final.

 

[RJDiogenes]

If you don't exist, who the hell am I replying to?

Er, who are you talking to?

 

[Admiral Shran]

If I'm not me, then who the hell am I?

 

[SPOCKED]

I think Muammar Qaddafi is having a similar problem, this morning

 

[RandyS]

If I'm not me, then who the hell am I?

Your name is Sidney Bernstein. You go by Sid.