I'm A Vampire!

[Jetfire]

I was looking at a story about workers in Canada being laid off and then winning the lottery and saw this on the news page...

Texas man attacks, bites woman while claiming to be a vampire; 'He said he needed to feed': cops

A 19-year-old Texas man broke into a woman's apartment and attacked her while screaming about being a vampire, police said.
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"He was begging us to restrain him because he didn't want to kill us," Galveston Officer Daniel Erickson said. "He said he needed to feed."

I am glad the woman got away from this clown and is safe...but seriously

[edit] This is actually a disturbing story and I just find the line I put in bold so crazy it made laugh when I read it.

[add] http://abcnews.go.com/Health/MindMoodNews/texas-man-bites-woman-claims-vampire/story?id=14315864
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/headline/metro/7698131.html

 

[Gov Kodos]

Well, that sucks. How would one carry out the death penalty on the undead had he gotten further in his attack? Fortunately he's locked up and one hopes nothing worse turns up in the investigation than that he's just batty.

 

[Thestral]

Haha, sucks... batty...

Anyway, this being Texas, do you think they'll go the holy water or sunlight route?

 

[Gov Kodos]

I'm thinking crossroads and a shovel for beheading, and brick put in the mouth when buried. And don't forget to cut out and burn the heart.

 

[RJDiogenes]

No killing Humans. It's the true death for him.

 

[Kemaiku]

Jail cell with a large-ish window and a nice eastern exposure should do nicely.

 

[ManOnTheWave]

Or they could do the worst thing of all, and just make him live the rest of his life in Galveston.

 

[PKTrekGirl]

My guess? Someone's girlfriend made him watch Twilight one too many times.

 

[KimMH]

^That defense would hold up in court I suspect . . .

 

[Jetfire]

My guess? Someone's girlfriend made him watch Twilight one too many times.

Another reason Twilight is bad...BAD!!!

 

[timothy]

well it's not me that's for I perfer to hunt vampire's thank you very much.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

My guess? Someone's girlfriend made him watch Twilight one too many times.

My first cawfee spew in a loooong time!!

 

[Admiral Shran]

My guess? Someone's girlfriend made him watch Twilight one too many times.

Well, truth be told, if that was the case, he wouldn't be attacking people for "feeding." He would just mumble about how mopey he is.