I was watching a show on animals and it said a baby elephant weighs 250lbs at birth!
THAT IS WHAT I WEIGH!!!!
I'm going on a diet tomorrow!
THAT IS WHAT I WEIGH!!!!

I'm going on a diet tomorrow!


I know! I'm going to start exercising. I am going to buy an exercise bike with my tax refund check.

Sorry, what is that in Kg?
I was watching a show on animals and it said a baby elephant weighs 250lbs at birth!
THAT IS WHAT I WEIGH!!!!
I'm going on a diet tomorrow!
Now, if you weighed the same as a standard elephant, I'd be worried.
It's one of those "what on earth does that mean, I'd better go in and see" titles.
Handy translation for other brits in the house:
250lbs = 17 stone 8 pounds.
92kg = 14 stone 5 pounds.
82kg = 12 stone 9 pounds.

Or just under 18 stone.Sorry, what is that in Kg?
About 114.
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