I'd live at Quarks.
If you lived on Deep Space Nine, what would you do there?
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I would like to be a science officer but my degree in chemistry probably would only qualify me to be a dabo girl (with replicators chemistry would probably be useless).
I'd want to hang out at Quarks and talk to Morn. There is no way I'd eat gagh or drink snail juice but I might try some beetle snuff.
I'd like to hang out with Dax, Bashir, O'Brien and Kira going to the holosuites for a spy program.
I'd also want to go to the Mirror Universe and become one of Intendant Kira's minions.
I'd want to hang out at Quarks and talk to Morn. There is no way I'd eat gagh or drink snail juice but I might try some beetle snuff.
I'd like to hang out with Dax, Bashir, O'Brien and Kira going to the holosuites for a spy program.
I'd also want to go to the Mirror Universe and become one of Intendant Kira's minions.
I would do Dax and Leeta.
I'd study the Dabo girls - as a cultural research project, you understand. 
I'd spend a lot of my off-hours in Quark's holosuite doing more cultural research in my spare time.
I'd spend a lot of my off-hours in Quark's holosuite doing more cultural research in my spare time.
That's my Kirk.
I would be working as a science officer- part of Dax's team, or part of O' Brians team.
OR
I would be pestering Odo , movin his stuff in his quarters. ( like dax did).
( im quite good at fixing stuff and putting things together.)
1. I would talk nervously and without respite every time Worf comes around so as to annoy him.
2. I would flirt with Dr. Bashir every chance I got.
3. I would hang with my "hag" Dax and give Kira attitude.
4. I would bring the Go-Go Boiz into Quarks for Mix Nights...let's dance.
5. Drink O'Brien under the table.
6. Wear Odo as my undies.
7. Sisko...well, Hi Papi! Rank has its privileges. I'm gonna pay after he finds out who the Go-Go Boiz are.
Finally, I would walk down that promenade with head up high, crisp uniform, and knowing that this half-blood is a view to appreciate. (Wow, Sorry about that. The head swelled up sweet. LoL!!!
This is so fun...I am rolling reading all your answers.
2. I would flirt with Dr. Bashir every chance I got.
3. I would hang with my "hag" Dax and give Kira attitude.
4. I would bring the Go-Go Boiz into Quarks for Mix Nights...let's dance.
5. Drink O'Brien under the table.
6. Wear Odo as my undies.
7. Sisko...well, Hi Papi! Rank has its privileges. I'm gonna pay after he finds out who the Go-Go Boiz are.
Finally, I would walk down that promenade with head up high, crisp uniform, and knowing that this half-blood is a view to appreciate. (Wow, Sorry about that. The head swelled up sweet. LoL!!!
This is so fun...I am rolling reading all your answers.
I would work at Quark's, studying all the Ferengi customers until I had enough data to write a self-propagating programming patch to Federation transporters' main operating program. Then, once the patch spread itself to every transporter everywhere, every time a Ferengi transported, he would find himself suddenly, for the first time in his life, able to trust a bank. . . MY bank, which I would charter on the Ferengi homeworld itself, the first successful commercial bank in Ferengi history. Swollen with profits, I would buy a vast, luxurious ship tricked out for singlehanded operation and set out on a one-way, lifelong voyage to the Epsilon Quadrant, technically in search of the Fountain of Youth, but really just to see everything I could see before I die. (I know there's no such thing as an "Epsilon Quadrant." It's my own personal shorthand for "Where No Man Has Gone, Or Even THOUGHT About Going, Before.")
I don't know what I would do, but I definitely know I'd avoid two things: working for security and standing on the upper promenade.
In Trek terms, you're practically asking to be flung off, bat'lethed in the face or otherwise sent to the lower level. At speed. Without the use of a turbolift.
In Trek terms, you're practically asking to be flung off, bat'lethed in the face or otherwise sent to the lower level. At speed. Without the use of a turbolift.
I would visit the holo suites, and open my own shop .
I must say i would Build a Trekkie fan shop for all the Fans to come along and spend ALL their income on things which prob are a waste of money (well if you ask my mum that is).
Jake is the son of the Emissary, he probably got more Bajorian tail than he knew what to do with.
I'd engage in Bat'Leth sparring with Worf.
I'd negotiate a ridiculously low price for all the worthless gold Quark got stuck with in that one episode.
I'd take lots of holo-pics of all the aliens, when I came back here, I'd sell them all to the National Enquirer and be famous.
(and rich with all that gold)
That.
If we are in a PG "show type" setting, then I would like to be somewhere in Odo's security force or in ops and have o'brien's job. Of course trying to score with Jadzia would be a big thing.
If we aren't in a PG setting, then I clearly would be doing many dirty deeds in the holosuites.....
Though that's assuming that we haven't gotten over holoaddiction, like the TV show "playfully" assumes that they are in the 24th century. I know that there might not be any want per se, but you can't argue that people would not want to eeze their ..... tension in a holosuite. I assume that there would have to be some safeguards, haha.
I would be G's assistant. I could scheme and sew.
I would convince Quark to hire me to train all the Dabo girls.
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