If you could have one superpower. . . .

[Taylirious]

As a pragmatist, I'd shit money

I prefer pulling strips of Latinum out of people's ears, especially guys with big ears.

You don't say...

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

So hilarious, trekkie wishes she could pull strips of latinum out of ears as her super power.

*POOF* it is granted.

Stupid trekkie forgot or perhaps did not know ( ) that latinum is worthless in our era.

 

[RoJoHen]

If you went to sleep for 8 hours every night but only a few minutes passed in real time you would be aging 8 hours faster a day than everyone else. After a decade or so people would start commenting on how crap you looked.

Or they'd be amazed at how awesome I look because of how much more sleep I get than everyone else!

 

[1001001]

As a pragmatist, I'd shit money

Gives new meaning to "going ATM."

I'd go with mind-reading. With the ability to turn it on and off as needed.

 

[Kilana2]

So hilarious, trekkie wishes she could pull strips of latinum out of ears as her super power.

*POOF* it is granted.

Stupid trekkie forgot or perhaps did not know ( ) that latinum is worthless in our era.

Who said that I spoke of our era?

With Q power I can make people disappear who call other people "stupid".

You should think about twice who you call stupid next time, please.

 

[Admiral2]

Invisibility, for several nefarious reasons...

 

[Timelord79 (he/him)]

If you went to sleep for 8 hours every night but only a few minutes passed in real time you would be aging 8 hours faster a day than everyone else. After a decade or so people would start commenting on how crap you looked.

Or they'd be amazed at how awesome I look because of how much more sleep I get than everyone else!

Actually, you would age even faster, cause you would sleep 2-3 times a day instead if just once. Your lifespan would be cut in half. There would be nothing gained.

 

[Finn]

Teleportation- ability to beam anywhere. One minute, I'm here here the hills west of Boston. The next, I'm ordering lunch in a Turkish village.

 

[Karzak]

Telepathy.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

So hilarious, trekkie wishes she could pull strips of latinum out of ears as her super power.

*POOF* it is granted.

Stupid trekkie forgot or perhaps did not know ( ) that latinum is worthless in our era.

Who said that I spoke of our era?

With Q power I can make people disappear who call other people "stupid".

You should think about twice who you call stupid next time, please.

I am not calling YOU stupid I am making a joke about trekkies of which I include myself. I think it would be hilarious to wish for a superpower in a fictional universe (which is what super powers come from) and be granted it forgetting that it is meaningless in real life.

 

[bbjeg]

The ability to bring people joy.

Is there a comic character that does that? If not, flight.

 

[Kilana2]

So hilarious, trekkie wishes she could pull strips of latinum out of ears as her super power.

*POOF* it is granted.

Stupid trekkie forgot or perhaps did not know ( ) that latinum is worthless in our era.

Who said that I spoke of our era?

With Q power I can make people disappear who call other people "stupid".

You should think about twice who you call stupid next time, please.

I am not calling YOU stupid I am making a joke about trekkies of which I include myself. I think it would be hilarious to wish for a superpower in a fictional universe (which is what super powers come from) and be granted it forgetting that it is meaningless in real life.

Alright, then.

As to the superpowers: Telekinesis would be nice. Moving things around with your mind. Not killing anyone like Stephen King's Carry did. That would be creepy, to put it mildly.

 

[Pondwater]

A morphogenic matrix.

 

[Kilana2]

As a Vorta I'm not predestined to be a shapeshifter.

And regarding to telekinesis: at least one Eris clone has telekinetic powerd. There is hope for my next clone .....

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

I already have a superpower: I can put bricks to sleep, via hypnosis.

 

[auntiehill]

As to the superpowers: Telekinesis would be nice. Moving things around with your mind. Not killing anyone like Stephen King's Carry did. That would be creepy, to put it mildly.

I know myself too well to wish for telekinesis. I'm already lazy as hell. If I had telekinesis, I would NEVER get off my ass! I'd make everything I needed come to ME. I'd end up like one of those people in Wall*E with the floating chairs.

 

[Kemaiku]

Cryokinesis.

 

[JayOwl]

If you went to sleep for 8 hours every night but only a few minutes passed in real time you would be aging 8 hours faster a day than everyone else. After a decade or so people would start commenting on how crap you looked.

That's a good point. Unless since the world around me was frozen it would be as if I were in stasis.. although it probably wouldn't work like that but eh it's a superpower. Alternatively I'd go for eternal youth instead and an ability to choose exactly when I died, time would still stop mattering to me.

 

[LordMudd]

As one who recycles, I have often looked at cans on the side of the road and wished I could just stretch out my hand and pick them up. I suppose telekinesis could be used the same way.


CCC.

 

[auntiehill]

Cryokinesis.

Well, at least your drinks would be cold and you'd never have to pay for A/C again.