If one day you woke and found you'd turned into a dragon of the mythical fire breathing and flying type what things would you do?
If you became a dragon what things would you do?
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Fly around, be cool and firey and... like Tosk said, be dragony---you know, as one does when one is a dragon.
Look for little Jackie Paper.
Open a quaint little bed and breakfast in Cape Cod... and then burn it to the ground, because I'm a dragon.
That's the best response in the thread.
Hey you wouldn't need to buy a barbecue to cook meals......
I'd find myself a nice quiet cave far away from any humans who'd want to disect me or lock me up in a zoo.
I'd look for a cave to hoard treasure in. And then fly around scaring the GOP.
treasures are not edible. I'd rather have a well-filled pantry and belly than a big treasure and an empty stomach
Appearance-wise, I would be a pink dragon with blue eyes. The ridges down my back would be heart-shaped as well as the tip of my tail.
My fire would be two different colours: purple and red. The purple would be to grow flowers, make rainbows, help grow fruits and vegetables, and fix damaged buildings. The red would be used only for defence against those who want to hurt me or people I care about.
As for what I would do? I would (try) to befriend everyone I met and offer to take them for rides.
My dragon name would be Serafina.
My fire would be two different colours: purple and red. The purple would be to grow flowers, make rainbows, help grow fruits and vegetables, and fix damaged buildings. The red would be used only for defence against those who want to hurt me or people I care about.
As for what I would do? I would (try) to befriend everyone I met and offer to take them for rides.
My dragon name would be Serafina.
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Check myself into a small 6x6 padded room.
And then affect a Sean Connery voice, convincing a nurse to join me in "terrorising" the remainder of the patients, with him/her rescuing them from my savage dragon-ways taking their pudding as "payment" for his heroism
Hugo - mmm pudding
And then affect a Sean Connery voice, convincing a nurse to join me in "terrorising" the remainder of the patients, with him/her rescuing them from my savage dragon-ways taking their pudding as "payment" for his heroism
Hugo - mmm pudding
Try every meat on Earth.
Hoard all the silver (because I prefer it, and everyone else will have taken the gold).
Boil lakes I don't like.
Melt monuments for fun.
Fly under every famous bridge in the world.
See how many humans/animals I could simultaneously make shit themselves with one roar (multiple tests needed).
Feel what it's like to scratch scale-itch using a historic tree santuary.
Swim in all 7 seas/oceans.
Be worshipped as a god by the Chinese.
Flay the English for St. George's actions.
Drop people and animals from a great height, swoop down moments before impact and fly them up again, then *really* drop them.
Make a collage of the splatter marks.
The usual stuff.
Hoard all the silver (because I prefer it, and everyone else will have taken the gold).
Boil lakes I don't like.
Melt monuments for fun.
Fly under every famous bridge in the world.
See how many humans/animals I could simultaneously make shit themselves with one roar (multiple tests needed).
Feel what it's like to scratch scale-itch using a historic tree santuary.
Swim in all 7 seas/oceans.
Be worshipped as a god by the Chinese.
Flay the English for St. George's actions.
Drop people and animals from a great height, swoop down moments before impact and fly them up again, then *really* drop them.
Make a collage of the splatter marks.
The usual stuff.
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