If Voyager Was Conundrum-ed.

[hux]

If the crew all lost their memories and didn't know anything at all, based on their personality's what would they each have assumed was there role on the ship? Worf (house of dumb-assery) assumed he was the leader.

I hate to say it but I think Janeway would assume she was the boss. She'd start making threatening speeches in that condescending voice of hers. Chak would probably think he was only onboard because he was a competition winner or something. Neelix would assume he was the ships entertainment officer. Kim would assume he was some sad-sack down on deck 15 who couldn't get a girlfriend.

Tuvok would forget logic and start eating cakes and watching porn.

The doc would instantly think he was a person (how long before he discovered he wasn't?).

The others?

 

[Paradise City]

Torres would throw Janeway out an airlock in short order. She'd be gone. Paris'd go the same way. The Doc, gone as well. One jump on top of the mobile emitter oughta 'bout do it with him. Whilst Torres is throwing all n' sundry out the airlock Tuvok might turn into that smirking headcase guy that he turned into after the Suder mindmeld and seize power. Meanwhile Chakotay is spending his time reading up on the 'vision quest' tryin' to figure out what on earth to do. What a time waster that guy is.

 

[Catarina]

Nothing to add on the main subject but just dumping Janeway pet peeve

She's still my Captain. but yes, she has her faults for sure. I cringe with this line, "I appreciate your insights..(but here's the part where I reword with my real feelings in a way that has you self doubting and bent at my Captain's boot)

 

[stardream]

Paris and Torres would wind up together because that's what happens whenever their memories are messed with. It's their destiny.

Problem is who else would wind up together...remember what happened with Riker and Ro?

I think Seven would assume she was the Captain with Tuvok as her second. Janeway would be the science Officer, Chakotay would be the ship's paleontologist and Kim....I have no idea.

 

[Catarina]

Kim would be in an Orchestra playing wood instruments (not chakotay)

And I agree, Stardream. Paris/Torres would still end up together because it's their differences that brought them together in the first place.

Janeway would not get shoved out of an Airlock. But i believe she would fantasize about it. So do the Lower Deck.

 

[hux]

Paris and Torres would wind up together because that's what happens whenever their memories are messed with. It's their destiny.

Ah yes, of course. You've reminded me that they did technically get the conundrum treatment (sort of) in Workforce.

Imagine the fright the Delaney sisters would get if they bumped into each other in a corridor.

Kes would assume she was in a relationship with a handsome bridge officer. Poor girl is in for such a shock.

 

[Paradise City]

I think if they had no idea about what their respective rank was, Torres would lose the rag with Janeway. Torres wouldn't hit off immediately with Paris, he'd get a thump as well. The Torres-Paris thing can only work as a slow burning thing. Kim would only get a gig sweeping the deck whatever the regime.

 

[Catarina]

I think if they had no idea about what their respective rank was, Torres would lose the rag with Janeway. Torres wouldn't hit off immediately with Paris, he'd get a thump as well. The Torres-Paris thing can only work as a slow burning thing. Kim would only get a gig sweeping the deck whatever the regime.

I gave it further thought. it's plausible more than I gave you credit for because I only went as far back as Caretaker.

 

[Guy Gardener]

In TNG we found out that Klingons had redundancies for every organ/proccess in their body.

If B'Elanna has two wombs and two menstrual cycles (I saw this on Greys Anatomy, it happens to humans sometimes.) does that mean that she has to be twice pregnant before she's "off the rag"?

For all the new problems pregnancy rears up, it's also a sweat brief relief from the usual ongoing problems... Unless you're Klingon and less than twice preggers.

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If this happened early enough, Seska would assume she was Captain, it's just a question of if she would believe that she was Bajoran.

 

[Catarina]

Seska as Captain. Raise your hand if you'd want to see that Worst Case Scenario for shits and giggles

 

[stardream]

In TNG we found out that Klingons had redundancies for every organ/proccess in their body.

If B'Elanna has two wombs and two menstrual cycles (I saw this on Greys Anatomy, it happens to humans sometimes.) does that mean that she has to be twice pregnant before she's "off the rag"?

For all the new problems pregnancy rears up, it's also a sweat brief relief from the usual ongoing problems... Unless you're Klingon and less than twice preggers.

I thought we established that women don't have periods in the future...considering that it's a reality now for those who want to go that route.

I admit I have wondered about the two wombs thing though...

 

[Guy Gardener]

Practical Human Women with access to modern technology may have made decisions about their bodies individually.

Klingon Women, like Klingon men have punch in the the face without bleeding competitions. First one to bleed is a wussy. If anything they would technologically make their flow harder and more of an imposition to prove that they have bigger flaps than all the other losers crying home to daddy about light spotting.

Remember who we are talking about.

1. Only Cowards have pillows, mattresses and blankets.

2. Only cowards shave, because they are afraid that some asshole might yank their beard half way through a knife fight. Seriously, the longer their beard translates into "Hey fucko why don't you pull this, if you can get your tiny hands around all this bristle"

3. Throwing furniture = I'm in the mood for sex.

 

[Catarina]

Terok> if only there was a like button for your like. i'd like it. I want to see Seska mow down the Kazon now that she doesn't need them anymore.

 

[Terok Nor]

I don't see these idiots ever figuring out who they are. I predict 70 years sitting around in their own feces until someone accidentally presses the auto destruct button.

 

[Catarina]

why would there be no periods in the future? cycles have a role a biological role not all science can control (at least i'd think) Now i wonder if that was an ignorant statement :/

 

[Catarina]

I don't see these idiots ever figuring out who they are. I predict 70 years sitting around in their own feces until someone accidentally presses the auto destruct button.

Isn't there a countdown they can terminate? They'd have to disable the secondary power cuplings first or whatever part it was. oh, i gotcha, they'd all die because since they forgot their SF smarts, therefore rendering their cancellation plans useless. It's like the doctor trying to be Paris in Message in a Bottle but he figures it out because we can't lose the doc. I think it's time for bed for me.

 

[Guy Gardener]

You know spam advertising asking you to sign up to a website or donate to a politician, that throws itself in your face three times a day?

Fliers turning into cement gluing your windshield wipers to your windshield about some dipshit play some assholes in the third grade are preforming in a school you have no skin in?

As an adult, once you're aware of this issue, you have made a decision, and rebuffing constant badgering to give Hillary money shouldn't be seen as something you do more often than the dishes.

Ditto for periods.

Maybe the cycle does other stuff to keep you healthy, but it's like a reminder from your insurance about what extra shit they can give you for just a further 99 cents a week... Every month your body says "BABY! MAKE A BABY IN ME! YOU ASSHOLE! MAKE ONE!!! NOW NOW!!"

Your body, worse than a thousand telemarketers is rude and inconsiderate paying no attention to your five year plan and whether you are (not) involved or even maybe a lesbian, or that you may already have far too many, many, many children, but like Jason from Friday the 13th it still keeps coming and coming, pressing it's stone age biological imperatives on your modern woman life.

Your body is a thoughtless dick.

 

[Catarina]

I have a tasteless meme to illustrate your point but I'd get in big trouble posting it.

 

[Catarina]

totally swiveling off topic again but imagine ladies if we were infertile for 11 months a year. Do you think the taboo of sex would lift pretty damn quick or would more conservative cultures scream sinners regardless?

 

[Guy Gardener]

I'm sure it'll be fine.