During a lecture I said to my lecturer "I will not be lectured by you" (Spock style) the lecturer must have known what I was talking about because he responded with "why don't you stop me?" I then attacked him with my arm the way Spock does breaking the lecturers rips and puncturing his right lung.
The next day I was sent to jail for three months.
The next day I was sent to jail for three months.