I was attacked by a duck today. No, seriously.

[Miss Chicken]

Am I the only one thinking, "A gøøse ønce bit my sister..."?

realli! At the time was she Karving her initials on the gøøse
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush?

 

[Thespeckledkiwi]

I was attacked by a pelican once. It was one mean looking mutherfucker with his wings raised and his mouth open.

I screamed like a girl and ran for my life.

Poor pelican It might have mistaken you for food.

Well, he didn't eat that day.

That's too bad. I think I would've taken the pelican as I've seen one eat a pigeon before on YouTube...