I want to see gay people try and convert straight people!

[Cakes488]

Oy, I can see this thread is headed for mod intervention...

Oh I love interventions!! Can I play the part of the drug addict....PLEASE!!! I have experience with this role!!!!

Indeed, as we've said the dreaded f-word.

^ Many a fat chick huh? What's the fat/skinny/in the middle breakdown.

That would depend on the definition of fat, skinny, and "in the middle",

I suppose it's all relative and not really important anyway. It's a shame about you...really it is.

 

[Tiberius Jim]

Let's just say that wasn't the first hole in a "jumbo jet" that Squiggy has encountered.

Seriously though, I prefer a woman with some curves and some meat on her bones. If I can see protruding ribs and hip bones, I'm turned off. I've actually usually attracted to the ladies a little past "the middle"

 

[Cakes488]

OK let me put it to you like this...I'm 5'5" and weigh 135 (currently)...I go down to 130 usually in summer but I like my snacks. So what do you think that is?

 

[Squiggy]

Um. Hot?

 

[Cakes488]

LOL that was funny...but the point is...it ain't skinny.

 

[Tiberius Jim]

I'm going to agree with Squiggy. Skinny is not always preferable.

 

[iguana_tonante]

the awkard feelings I also would get when I would see my mom's old high school pics from when she use to be a cheerleader.

Jason

Uh. Oh.

No conspiracy Jason. I've had several old Gay men attempt to recruit me. Scary stuff. What is interesting is that this sort of thing doesn't seem to offend or bother most, certainly doesn't bother Left/Ghey crowd, but alas, when anyone dare suggest Gays try Heterosexuality, all manner of names & charges of insensitivity are sent towards the person making said suggestion. It's happened right here at TNZ. Harmless & crew go psycho whenever it gets mentioned. It's called a double standard. Otherwise known as being a hippocrit.

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And just because it needs repeating

Otherwise known as being a hippocrit.

That's something between an hippogriff and an hippopotamus?

To each their own. Everyone likes different kinds of art. Men's bodies, for me, are ugly, mishapen, hunks of bone and flesh good for only doing work. They're utilitarian, like a jeep.

Mine is more like a new Fiat 500. Compact, urban and stylish.

 

[exodus]

I used to go to a gym in NYC that was right in the middle of the gay area, in Chelsea. The sauna and steam room in there were just a flat-out knocking shop. Every single time I went in there, there were guys jerking off, jerking each other off, sucking and even fucking. The morality of such a thing in a public place is a whole other thread, but my point is that many of these men were wearing wedding rings, and no doubt went home to their wives and girlfriends after sucking a guy's dick.

Well, a lot of straight people have experimented some time. But to do it week after week, well, I can no longer call that experimenting. If you ask me, they where bisexual to begin with, they probably just didn't realize it (or didn't dare to show it) early on in their lives. Let's not forget, that even a decade ago, it wasn't all that normal to not be straight, especially in the US.

EDIT: I said 'gay' instead of 'bisexual'. My fault. Sorry.

It's because straight/married men don't see themselves as gay or bi-sexual. In their minds(some of them) they're fullfilling an urge that the wifey won't.

Remember Bill Clinton and some in his generations thinking that oral sex(no matter who it's from) isn't cheating. Some go even further by thinking sex with another dude isn't cheating because it's not another woman, It's just another buddy helping them out. Some men really do think this way.

 

[Cakes488]

I'm going to agree with Squiggy. Skinny is not always preferable.

Great...so that means I can go on an ice-cream eating binge...starting now!

 

[sidious618]

People that I find attractive are the people that I find attractive. I used to have a type but now I've figured out that that just isn't true so I can't really weigh in on the skinny/slightly skinny/middle ground discussion.

 

[Amaris]

^ Agreed.


J.

 

[Cakes488]

People that I find attractive are the people that I find attractive. I used to have a type but now I've figured out that that just isn't true so I can't really weigh in on the skinny/slightly skinny/middle ground discussion.

Me neither Sids...I don't have a type...it's very freeing. But I've still managed to not go out with anybody overweight...they've either been skinny or ripped...not much fat to grab on to. I think I may turn into a chubby chaser...which sadly...would leave you out. So start packin on the pounds my friend...you just ignore Rama...mama likes em big and hefty.

 

[Squiggy]

People that I find attractive are the people that I find attractive. I used to have a type but now I've figured out that that just isn't true so I can't really weigh in on the skinny/slightly skinny/middle ground discussion.

Me neither Sids...I don't have a type...it's very freeing. But I've still managed to not go out with anybody overweight...they've either been skinny or ripped...not much fat to grab on to. I think I may turn into a chubby chaser...which sadly...would leave you out. So start packin on the pounds my friend...you just ignore Rama...mama likes em big and hefty.

Yo.

 

[Cakes488]

*yawn* all talk and no action....

 

[Mike Farley]

How did I know you'd be the first to reply to that?

As constant as the Northern Star and all that jazz.

Okay I first read that as "As constant as Northstar," the gay member of Alpha Flight from Marvel Comics.

 

[Amaris]

*yawn* all talk and no action....

*eats entire cherry pie*

Hey.

J.

 

[NJOberheim]

Best story I had was a guy who was a nurse at the local hospital (not where this happened). I was working (Kroger at the time), and a rather handsome young man (probably 10 years older than me at the time) started up a conversation with me. We talked for a while while I worked, and he mentioned how he was a nurse at the hospital and we got onto that subject, finally he says, "You know, I think you're very adorable. Would you like to go out to dinner with me sometime, maybe a date?" I replied, "That is very kind of you, but I am not gay." He looked a little surprised and said "Oh, I'm sorry. I did not mean to offend you in any way" and I said "oh, don't feel bad. I take it as a compliment. I am very flattered!" and he says, "Well, good. You know, it's a shame you're not, because you are very sweet." I smiled, he patted me on the shoulder, winked and walked away wishing me the best, and I said the same back. He was a very pleasant person.

Hate to add to your track record but based on pics I've seen of you and the kind personality you have, I'd probably 'hit' on you too.

 

[exodus]

Best story I had was a guy who was a nurse at the local hospital (not where this happened). I was working (Kroger at the time), and a rather handsome young man (probably 10 years older than me at the time) started up a conversation with me. We talked for a while while I worked, and he mentioned how he was a nurse at the hospital and we got onto that subject, finally he says, "You know, I think you're very adorable. Would you like to go out to dinner with me sometime, maybe a date?" I replied, "That is very kind of you, but I am not gay." He looked a little surprised and said "Oh, I'm sorry. I did not mean to offend you in any way" and I said "oh, don't feel bad. I take it as a compliment. I am very flattered!" and he says, "Well, good. You know, it's a shame you're not, because you are very sweet." I smiled, he patted me on the shoulder, winked and walked away wishing me the best, and I said the same back. He was a very pleasant person.

Hate to add to your track record but based on pics I've seen of you and the kind personality you have, I'd probably 'hit' on you too.

"J. and Obie sittin' in a tree................"

 

[sidious618]

People that I find attractive are the people that I find attractive. I used to have a type but now I've figured out that that just isn't true so I can't really weigh in on the skinny/slightly skinny/middle ground discussion.

Me neither Sids...I don't have a type...it's very freeing. But I've still managed to not go out with anybody overweight...they've either been skinny or ripped...not much fat to grab on to. I think I may turn into a chubby chaser...which sadly...would leave you out. So start packin on the pounds my friend...you just ignore Rama...mama likes em big and hefty.

Hahaha.

In all seriousness having a "type" can be very detrimental. I used to say that I'd without a doubt end up with a very dark haired woman of medium height and a dark face (I don't mean dark in color but rather... mysterious, I guess, would be the word).

And then the first girl I was seriously interested in was a blond who was my height and very unique looking. So much for knowing myself, right?

 

[Cakes488]

*yawn* all talk and no action....

*eats entire cherry pie*

Hey.

J.

First you have to lick the icing off the whole cake before you can get to any cherries young man.