I think my girlfriend is a Christian! Advice needed.

[CorporalCaptain]

It rhymes with baked.

 

[DonIago]

This thread is now officially useless without a picture of the smile in question.

5000 Quatloos says it was one of those teeth clenched, "Get the hell away from me you fruitcake!" smiles.

Not to be confused with, "Get the hell away from me, Teacake!"

 

[Australis]

ES! It worked perfectly. Now I won't have to do anything to get the truth out of her but get closer to her over the next few days. She'll tell me everything soon and then I can plan on what to do next, irregardless of it's talking her out of leaving the country or comforting her about her sick disabled brother. Either way, I'll make it work. I'm definitely not going to let her get away from me. Not this time.

She will be mine... she will be miiiiinnnneeee...

yeah, no creepy stalker vibe there.

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

Who's got March 3rd in the restraining order pool?

 

[DonIago]

You optimist!

Tomorrow, at 6:15 AM Eastern.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

I assume next time, he'll show up in the middle of the night because he just has to talk to her about the missionary trip. She will freak out and call the cops and he will say it's all just a big misunderstanding.

Then he'll have sex with Thames.

 

[Trekker4747]

Really, the sex with Thames is long overdue.

Team Thames!

 

[ares93]

Who the hell is Thames?

I really need to look into this. I'm missing half the jokes cause i haven't seen the last few seasons. Bugger...

 

[Trekker4747]

Thames is Tacky's Token Black Friend. He's full of stereotypes common to depictions of his race (druggie, lazy, dead-beat dad, getting in scuffles with nefarious urban criminal organizations) but they have a man-love that demands to be given attention.

 

[Scout101]

Thought he got with Thames last year, as part of his girlfriend/cousin/Thames/MB fourway?

Either way, gotta pick up the pace a bit, this season is getting boring and spammy. Can we just fast-forward to the good stuff? Ratings are suffering...

 

[cooleddie74]

If this thread gets any creepier MB is going to start wearing a hockey mask and carrying a machete. "She will be mine." Yeah. Sure. Nothing unsettling about that comment.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Thought he got with Thames last year, as part of his girlfriend/cousin/Thames/MB fourway?

Either way, gotta pick up the pace a bit, this season is getting boring and spammy. Can we just fast-forward to the good stuff? Ratings are suffering...

If there's going to be sex this season, I demand MadBaggins start a photoblog. I'm also fine with it if the photos show his inevitable beating at the hands of police and/or Christian Girl's friends.

 

[Trekker4747]

Thought he got with Thames last year, as part of his girlfriend/cousin/Thames/MB fourway?

Either way, gotta pick up the pace a bit, this season is getting boring and spammy. Can we just fast-forward to the good stuff? Ratings are suffering...

Did he? Don't recall that. But a fourway I don't say entirely counts. It's just an orgy. We need some good, hard, deep-loving.

 

[ares93]

Well, you know what they say. Three is a party, four is a crowd...

 

[Trekker4747]

Well, you know what they say. Three is a party, four is a crowd...

Four is certainly a crowd when your body orifices are concerned.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Well, you know what they say. Three is a party, four is a crowd...

Four is certainly a crowd when your body orifices are concerned.

I've seen a lot of porn (a lot of porn) and I've yet to see "quadruple anal" except on, um, /d/. But that doesn't really count.

 

[Kemaiku]

And I thought the Baggins stuff was disturbing enough.

 

[DonIago]

If this thread gets any creepier MB is going to start wearing a hockey mask and carrying a machete. "She will be mine." Yeah. Sure. Nothing unsettling about that comment.

Unlikely. More likely is that his soulmate will throw acid in his face or such and he'll become the Phantom of the Church.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

If this thread gets any creepier MB is going to start wearing a hockey mask and carrying a machete. "She will be mine." Yeah. Sure. Nothing unsettling about that comment.

Unlikely. More likely is that his soulmate will throw acid in his face or such and he'll become the Phantom of the Church.

That suggestion is entirely inconsistent with the actual themes of The Phantom of the Opera and I demand you retract it at once.

 

[DonIago]

Request for Retraction Denied.