Yeah. And your stalker tendencies show it.
I think my girlfriend is a Christian! Advice needed.
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Yeah. And your stalker tendencies show it.
That serves me right. I initially went from the first page to the last page. I missed the whole courtship!
I's got some readin' to do...
I's got some readin' to do...
Only on page 15, but....
Sleeping with autistic cousins? Doing the kissing? MB??!!!!!
BARKY!!!!! You've come back to me!!!!!!!
Sleeping with autistic cousins? Doing the kissing? MB??!!!!!
BARKY!!!!! You've come back to me!!!!!!!
^You've missed some real excitement. Sadly, it has sounded like the first 2 or 3 chapters of the MB saga have been lost to time. But trust me when I say..... MB knows how to have a good time. And nothing- not age, not lineage, not gender, not mental issues- will keep him from screwing who ever he wants to.
You say stalking but I say TRUE LOVE.
Like the classic film says: "Love means never having to issue a restraining order."
Or...or something along those lines.
I thought it was getting the restraining order rescinded?
It was never in doubt.
Because your character is a deeply written as Little Red Riding Hood.
Since you've already (somewhat proudly) proclaimed that you don't even know what time of day people go to church, how can you be so sure she does not own it?
Yes. 20 years of strict attendance = a couple of hours of moving cans.
Things only happen if you witness them. Object permanence is something that infants learn. Are you a baby?
Not your strong suit...
What is...some sort of super-sandpaper?
No, that wouldn't make you a super-sandpaper.
We've all long since come to the conclusion that you're not the best judge of...well...anything. I think it's irresponsible for society to let you continue to be responsible for your own actions.
I really don't know anyone who cares a whole heap about atheism. One can care a lot about the "truth" but no one refers to it as caring a lot about "atheism". You're strictly and vehemently adhering to a belief about something and wish to spread the message around to others. The Pope would be proud.
Getting bored.
We all know the first thing you did was look for your "ex". But since you only held hands for a grand total of 45 minutes 3 weeks ago...stop calling her your "ex". You sound 12. Of course, we all know you'll keep calling her this because I'm pretty sure that you're not totally aware that you can read replies in here.
Sort, sort, sort!
Hasn't stopped you before.
You know there isn't a length requirement on posts, don't you? We don't need all the background. Just get to the good shit. BRING ON THE CRAZY!
It's called "mission work".
No. See, if one misses several weeks of 8th grade then one can theoretically "throw her education away". If one misses several weeks of college then you just retake the class. In a lot of big boy schools, attendence isn't mandatory.
Spelled wrong, but we'll go with it...
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I...I just don't know if I can do this anymore. We're getting dangerously close to me giving up and declaring this thread open for thread bombs starting with someone humping everything:
Fitting.
Well, you picked an actual place...which is good. However this also shows how woefully ignorant you are of current geopolitical tensions. Beggars can't be choosers though.
Unlike the US, where an attractive woman has nothing to fear.
No...they can't. That's the whole point.
A huge waste of what, spank-bank material?
I'm glad you're not being selfish about all this. It would be extremely ironic if you would be, given the location of this internal monologue.
CALL HER AT ONCE!
Pouring over the historical archives, I'm pretty sure that entire relationship consisted solely of a horrendously comedic ending. There was no beginning nor middle to speak of, just a santorum of a conclusion.
Considering how her last words (and instructions) to you were to never call again, I don't think she'd ever reply. Then again, I would've thought you would have killed yourself by now so I guess we could all stand to learn something here.
It'd be funnier if she'd throw someone else's phone against the wall. Maybe next week.
YES
Crawl in through her window.
No....
Awfully menacing there. Did anyone else get chills?
MB cares about people. The kind of caring that involves high-powered binoculars and hiding in bushes.
Nothing quite summarizes these threads quite like this picture. When Squiggy grasps his sinuses in torment, he dies so for us all.
Oh, and Madripoor is where Wolverine lived when he disguised himself from the world by wearing an eye patch and telling people his name was "Patch." A fitting metaphor. So fitting it's almost beautiful.
Found a few old threads. I'm going to ration them out and read a few pages at a time. Make the bliss last as long as it can.
Not if you actually care about helping downtrodden people it isn't. Charity can be performed anywhere. It doesn't necessarily have to be pursued in your own country. And what's this "millions of miles" crap? What, is she doing charity work for the underground cavern dwellers on Mars or Ganymede? Can't say I'd blame her. It'd be all that much more distance between herself and people like you. At least in their hyperadvanced subterranean societies they know nothing of stalking females with a pronounced religious bent.
A lot of the time it IS a waste. There is a whole missions industry out there run by christian organizations. You fly some young person to a third world country so they can volunteer to help out doing non-professional work. Why not use the air fare and administration money needed for this to pay local people to do the same work? That way the work gets done and someone who needs the money gets paid. Youth groups are particularly big on this. It's not mission work, it's a working holiday. Just got some flyer the other day, help raise 2000.00 so a couple youth group people can go to Thailand and do "mission work" for 2 weeks at an orphanage.
I'll donate money so a doctor can go somewhere and do work but not so some 19 year old can wash dishes and think she's helping the poor.
I'll donate money so a doctor can go somewhere and do work but not so some 19 year old can wash dishes and think she's helping the poor.
Fair points I suppose. In the end it's up to what the individual volunteering wants to do and where they'd like to go. Charity in the final analysis is the desire to help more than anything else. How you go about it is up to the person. As long as actual poor, sick, diseased or war-torn people are being helped is all that matters, even in instances where the agency or group of people tackles it in the most roundabout way. Direct or indirect, charities perform a great service. For the most part. You're going to find at least one rotten apple in every barrel. And like you said, some spoiled kids wash some dishes and think they're changing the world. That treads awfully close to being a non-charitable waste of time.
I think the rebranding of working holidays as "mission work" is all about making the first world kid feel good and making the people donating the money feel good. Since there are many very great needs in this world I'm angered by such a waste of financial resources under the guise of charity. If you're going to call it charity then you're accountable for misusing the finances available to you.
The plane fare alone would be more than people earn in a year in some places.
The plane fare alone would be more than people earn in a year in some places.
Do you mind if I text this post to her.
Go ahead. I am proud of my indignation. You can even claim it as your own writing if you wish.
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