I think my girlfriend is a Christian! Advice needed.
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Atheist/Buddhist/Muslim/Christian fourway? there's bound to be an extra special hell for that
Almost literally?! WOW! I mean that must be amazing to you! I mean, it's not like you've engaged in orgies, homosexual-sex, incest, been a surrogate father and had sex with an adult woman before, so clearly spending the whole day with some Christian chick must be amazing!
If things aren't blown 30-seconds after showing up then I'd say you're in the clear.
Given your concept of time and the continuity these threads tend to have I'm surprised it hasn't been years.
Oh wow! Be still my beating heart!
Says the guy who was once a MMA fighter and worked in a gym,
You went to the mall? Are you a couple of bored teenagers living in 1996? Who goes to the mall anymore? I didn't know there still were malls.
... I thought you did go see it?
[/quote]I decided to avoid anything with action or drug-use or sex in case that offended her and suggested seeing The Muppets instead. She agreed and we had a great time! [/quote]
I bet you did have a good time... seeing a movie that's been out of theaters for several weeks unless you went to a $1 theater in which case, wow, big spender.
There were jokes in a Muppet movie you didn't get.... Okay I need to process that.
There was a plot in the Muppet movie that rapt you up so much you didn't want to miss it... Damn, my processing cache is backing up.
So this long day-date has consisted of walking, a mall, a movie and more walking. When did a "date" for you go from groping family members to acting like a senior citizen?
I thought of breaching the subject of religion but was having too much of a good time. She then asked if I wanted to go back to her place. Well! That was sudden! I said yes this time. It was her who had suggested it, after all, so she must have really wanted to do it.
Yes. If she suggested going back to her place she obviously really wanted to go there.
Most college girls tend to live with their parents, in a dorm or in a sorority. Sometimes in a shared home with a bunch of other girls. Of all the options you could have gone with you went with the most boring one. Congrats.
Don't worry he as talking about her hymen.
Yes... you.... texting Thames about the Muppet movie really shows how serious you are about... Christian Girl? Thames? T-Mobile?
Justin Beiber. You're confusing religion with Justin Beiber. It happens, but still.
You dare.
For about as long as Data considered agreeing to the Borg Queen's offer.
Porn.
Girls will take awhile in the bathroom.
She has a screen-saver? I'm guessing her mouse had a ball in it too.
Because if you want to know one's theological and/or political beliefs the bookmarks is the first way to do it!
Except people with a sense of morality and the privacy of others. Well, at least you're looking at her bookmarks and not her underwear drawer.
Not really.
Well, that's.... something, I guess.
Justin Beiber, I knew it!
Oh. My. God. No!
But you can't tell which handle is for the "hot" water and which is for the "cold." We all have our issues.
The one in Montana?!
Oh. That makes sense too.
Hard enough to put "Creationists and Theologists debate" in to Google, I following a link in an article she read or any number of ways people can find things on the Internet.
A common reaction to seeing a fairly benign video of boring theological discussion. Quite rational and expected... Well rational and expected for you.
You were innocently doing squat.
Clearly you're misinterpreted this kind gesture anyone would extend toward another human being.
Could be. Or it could be he's nice.
Still not seeing the problem. She might be Christian.
So. What?!
That's my favorite bit.
And dude you know maybe someone sent her that video to say "OMG look how hilarious these people are" and she laughed her ass off at it and now it is in her favorites. Did you watch it? Does it focus on the particularly colorful fundies? Or is it stodgy and full of white lab coats? You should watch it so you can figure this out.
A long time ago I had someone accuse me of believing something because I had a bunch of skeptic info on it, they were so dumb all they saw was the subject and not the interpretation. Don't be dumb like that.
^Back when Squiggy use to do the line-by-line rebuttals, his contributions were the best things about these threads. The man was comedy gold.
Blimey.
Some posters can do it and make it an epic read. Trekker is not one of those people.
Well, Rosy Palmer doesn't count.
He's stalkerish enough as it is. Looking at her computer? Why didn't you just look for her diary, while you were at it? Or in the drawer of her nightstand to see what size dildo she likes?
The last person I know who snuck around and looked at the content of someone else's computer ended up in a major fight and their friendship came to a sad, crashing end. I had to hear the story for days. I learned eons ago that you don't nose around on someone else's computer without their express permission. It's not just stalkerish...it's dickish. An idiot gets what they deserve when they pry into someone else's business like that. 
I guess some of you haven't seen The Muppets because it's actually really intelligent and has a very involved plot. Kermit is a legend!
You know, I'm starting to think she isn't a creationist. It's really incromprehensible that she could be. Today at college we were all sitting together and someone used the common phrase "that's human evolution for you!" for some reason (I wasn't really listening until they said that) and she didn't even blink. Isn't it possible that she USED to be a Christian or creationist but now she's having doubts and looking at things online? I know Richard Dawkings has saved many religious pople and he often posts videos of them thanking him online. With some careful movement I could now contrive to show her Dawkings videoes...but maybe I'm getting ahead of myself. My mind does run away with itself sometimes.
Isn't KJV that guy who writes bad Dune books?
It's not he price that's important (look how much those Transfoerms movies cost to make) but the quality of the movie. And this was top level.
As mentioned above, I'm trying not to be dumb like that. I think she could be a skeptic. I think she had Snopes bookmarked, come to think of it. I didn't even know that website was still around.
LOL, don't worry about it, fella, Trekker and I go way back. We always do this dance, but we're friends really. His advice has helped me out before.
I didn't even mean to. When I was alone in her room I wasn't even thinking about looking at her computer at first. I almost just did it on instinct. I wasn't trying to find anything private out about her, just her religion.
You know, I'm starting to think she isn't a creationist. It's really incromprehensible that she could be. Today at college we were all sitting together and someone used the common phrase "that's human evolution for you!" for some reason (I wasn't really listening until they said that) and she didn't even blink. Isn't it possible that she USED to be a Christian or creationist but now she's having doubts and looking at things online? I know Richard Dawkings has saved many religious pople and he often posts videos of them thanking him online. With some careful movement I could now contrive to show her Dawkings videoes...but maybe I'm getting ahead of myself. My mind does run away with itself sometimes.
Isn't KJV that guy who writes bad Dune books?
It's not he price that's important (look how much those Transfoerms movies cost to make) but the quality of the movie. And this was top level.
As mentioned above, I'm trying not to be dumb like that. I think she could be a skeptic. I think she had Snopes bookmarked, come to think of it. I didn't even know that website was still around.
LOL, don't worry about it, fella, Trekker and I go way back. We always do this dance, but we're friends really. His advice has helped me out before.
The last person I know who snuck around and looked at the content of someone else's computer ended up in a major fight and their friendship came to a sad, crashing end. I had to hear the story for days. I learned eons ago that you don't nose around on someone else's computer without their express permission. It's not just stalkerish...it's dickish. An idiot gets what they deserve when they pry into someone else's business like that.
I didn't even mean to. When I was alone in her room I wasn't even thinking about looking at her computer at first. I almost just did it on instinct. I wasn't trying to find anything private out about her, just her religion.
Lulz.
"I wasn't trying to find anything private out about her, I was just snooping on her computer to see if I could find anything private out about her."
"I wasn't trying to find anything private out about her, I was just snooping on her computer to see if I could find anything private out about her."
MB sure puts in a lot more efforts on these threads than most others here. I only know of MB's history by reputation. But has anyone found him to be inconsistent in some of his previous stories?
Or if everything he says is factually and logically consistent, which would strongly suggest he is truly describing reality rather than fantasy, then MB is indeed one disturbed fellow.
Or if everything he says is factually and logically consistent, which would strongly suggest he is truly describing reality rather than fantasy, then MB is indeed one disturbed fellow.
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