I think I'm in love with my best friend!

[Gary Mitchell]

That entry should've been much better than what it was.

That's probably what Thames was thinking.

 

[DonIago]

Well, that's what he might have been thinking if he hadn't been staring at something shiny.

What that something was is left as an exercise for the reader.

 

[Squiggy]

That entry should've been much better than what it was.

That's probably what Thames was thinking.

 

[kimc]

I can't believe the season climax didn't include a stone cold stunner!

 

[DonIago]

...trying to decide whether it's better or worse if the season gets picked up for a few additional episodes...

 

[Trekker4747]

That entry should've been much better than what it was.

That's probably what Thames was thinking.

 

[archeryguy1701]

MB- Dammit, are you trying to get canceled? Might disappointing. Also, you owe Squiggy a thank you because...

Squiggy- I knew there was a reason I hadn't given up on the series yet! I think that last play-by-play was your greatest masterpiece to grace any thread! Bravo!

 

[Cakes488]

...trying to decide whether it's better or worse if the season gets picked up for a few additional episodes...

Only if you write the gay sex scene.

 

[Australis]

"lesbian phrase"?

"This is a feminist bookshop, there is no humour section!"

 

[Major Chord]

^I think he means that she forgot to take off her "I Heart Vagina" Tee shirt.

This episode was...kinda deflating. It seems that MB performs the same way in the sack as this season is in ratings. I think he should go back to diddling the cousin, or find some way to make Thames the Musketeer (an appropriate title, given all the sword fighting that's been going on) a relative. That, or he can screw his ex's daughter. I'm sure he'd like that.

I'm sad to see THAT FOOD MACHINE! written out of the series. Perhaps she'll return with a small roll (covered in butter, of course) next season.

 

[Squiggy]

I'm sort of waiting for an update of "Nothing of note occurred today. That is all."

 

[HappyDayRiot]

First rule of TV drama - never give the audience what they want. They'll just hate it. This was pure textbook.

 

[David cgc]

...or is this just the funniest thing on the internet now that "Godawful Fanfic" has closed its doors?

I'm so glad someone else is sad about that. Oh, but it'll live on in our memories. And in somewhat drunken semi-public readings from that story by that guy where he has an orgy with all the nintendo characters.

Interestingly, I never saw that one on the Godawful Fanfic site. Anywhere else I can find it?

Here you go. Though I have to say my absolute favorite was the Harry Potter lemon where the commentators inadvertently convinced the author that "lube" was a kind of foreplay sex act. "You give great lube," "We had lube," and so on. Ooh, and while looking for a link, I found it posted at a GAFF survivor's enclave. It appears love is back.

 

[Major Chord]

^Reading some of the commentary in that thread you linked to really made me ponder what would happen if MadBaggins started writing erotica...it would probably have to be about incestuous wrestlers, but it would still be interesting.

 

[DonIago]

If his writing sample in this thread is any indication, I hope it comes with a commentary-only option.

Now if you'll excuse me, Cakes made a request that I must attend to...

 

[Mallory]

Dear God, can this season get any worse? It's like watching the proverbial "train wreck in slow motion".

 

[DonIago]

No need to insult slow-motion train wrecks...

Warning for Flaming.

 

[sidious618]

I'm sort of waiting for an update of "Nothing of note occurred today. That is all."

That's been the gist of the last three updates.

 

[Skywalker]

Man, that episode was pretty anticlimactic. In more ways than one!

 

[D Man]

Squiggy's "he...he" and "ho...ho" almost made it worth it to slog through this Very Special Episode.