Must have been a FRAUDIAN slip!
I think I'm in love with my best friend!
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Must have been a FRAUDIAN slip!
This show is all filler, its worse than the early seasons of Lost.
Forgive. I here am new. WTF is going on here?! Is MadBaggins for real or is this just the funniest thing on the internet now that "Godawful Fanfic" has closed its doors?
I'm so glad someone else is sad about that. Oh, but it'll live on in our memories. And in somewhat drunken semi-public readings from that story by that guy where he has an orgy with all the nintendo characters.
The consensus is that he's a dual, built for our entertainment. Well, I say entertainment...
There is the possibility that it's true, buit that seem more remote with each post. Or he's getting madder.
If you haven't done it, go back to the start of this thread and scroll through the pages 'til you find the link to the other 'series', especially the first one, where he asked for advice, then ignored it every single time... ignored it Big Time.
Worth the read. It's one of the maddest things I've seen ehre... and I've been to TNZ.
There is the possibility that it's true, buit that seem more remote with each post. Or he's getting madder.
If you haven't done it, go back to the start of this thread and scroll through the pages 'til you find the link to the other 'series', especially the first one, where he asked for advice, then ignored it every single time... ignored it Big Time.
Worth the read. It's one of the maddest things I've seen ehre... and I've been to TNZ.
Thing is, I know people IRL who would write this stuff. He sounds like an amalgam of:
* The pathetic Star Wars fan who wanted my friend to loan his girlfriend to him so he'd have a date to go with him to see Attack of the Clones for the 8th time (and then insist that he was being very restrained in not seeing the movie too often and that he was not some crazy fanatic). He also pretended his backpack was Jango Fett's jetpack, even though it had his mother's afghan in it.
* The guy at the bus stop who claimed to make all of his money with amateur professional wrestling. ("I was taking names & kicking ass. Now, I'll wrestle you, I'll take your money. I don't even want to know your name.") He also claimed he knew a way to heal his broken bones in a week, and every time they healed, they'd be 40% stronger. Thus, he has intentionally broken every bone in his body multiple times. He also offered to tell me his secret of super bone healing in exchange for $3000.
* The various creepy guys who have come onto me at bus stops. In a couple cases, I suppose it's slightly my fault for unintentionally leading them on. I bought a bus pass for a homeless guy because I felt sorry for him. He followed me on the bus and got off at the same stop I did. He asked me where I was going. I told him I was going to school. He said, "Oh. I thought we were gonna do a little hanky panky." There was another guy who wanted me to blow him behind a Circle K. I couldn't even understand why he thought I was gay until I got home and my mother noticed that I was still wearing eye-liner from theatre rehearsal that night. After those instances, I've been a lot more careful. Still, I had a guy whip it out in front of me a couple months ago as he asked me, "How many bitches have you fucked?"
Between all these guys and the deluded losers who wrote a lot of that "Godawful Fanfic," I can totally imagine MadBaggins would write these posts and be totally serious about them. However, I doubt that he would continue to write them after such merciless mockery from everyone else here.
He needs his mockery, he wants his mockery. It's what makes him who he is.
Ach, if mockery bothered him, he would have stopped posting a long time ago. And I mean actually stop, not threatening to never share his personal life online ever again, as he's done a couple of times now.
I found the links to the previous threads. That's a lot of reading. Can someone give me a "Previously on MadBaggins..." summary to catch me up to the current season?
I'm gonna go with Australis and say that it's totally worth the read. However, if you'd like me to parrot-phrase, and give you the Clive notes version, here goes.
Madbaggins was once a wrestler. For like a week. Then he broke his leg. After that, he fucked his mildly autistic cousin. Then, he gave her the stone cold stunner. Then he fucked her again. After that, he screwed a young woman named Batgirl, who we're pretty sure was under age.
After that, he tried to extort money out of his newly found aunt so that he could see Europe. He only wanted $20,000 or so.
Soon after that rampage of lust and fluids, he fell in love with a divorcé and put his penis in her too. Not long after that, he had an orgy in her living room with several strange men and women.
Now, after a period of time sharing a van on the open road with a mildly retarded black man named Thames, and having sexual encounters with what must be most of the population of ditsy girls on whatever planet he lives on, he wants to have relations with Thames.
Add in work experience at the Soap-Kitchen, smoking weed, punching himself in the face and being afraid to go out of his house, and you have the saga of the anomaly that is MadBaggins.
But, honestly, a bunch of the enjoyment of this series comes from viewing the post-post breakdown by Squiggy and Trekker. If you can find the time, go back and read his other threads. You'll be disgusted, amused, and amazed at the same time.
How could I!? Did he stick his penis in her too? I began viewing around season 3 myself, but I did manage to catch seasons 1 & 2 in re-runs.
This right here.... we know the whole thing is just bullshit...and bad bullshit at that. It's crossed into the realm of total unbelievability with this telling Thames about Cakes nonsense.
Well I hope you told him only the good things about me and omitted all the bad,which granted there is a lot of but I know you know me so well so I'll just trust that your description of me was accurate. Oh and tell Thames that I like fat chicks.
Squiggy, that's all kinds of awesome.
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