I can't believe Chef turned out to be FutureGuy. So predictable...
Jack Bauer said:
I for one couldn't believe all the fart and poop jokes. Way too many even for this fan of fart and poop jokes! Damn you JJ!!!![]()
Captain Paranoyd said:
Man, you know what I can't believe? I can't believe they had the Enterprise go to warp 6 directly from a cold start-up. Say what you will about dramatic license, but that would completely cause the dilithium crystals to burst from the resonance stress fractures caused by the infusion of energy into the deuterium intermix chamber, not to mention the consequent stresses on the hull that the inertial damping field couldn't possibly compensate for in time.
I mean, the filmmakers said they wanted to make this for a general audience, but come on! Even a complete idiot would have known not to do that! Now I have to go through my Technical Manual and hand-correct everything so as to conform it with the new canon established in this movie. Geez, where did they get these writers?!
Who else thought of the kid in Galaxy Quest (the "Mac" guy in the "I'm a Mac" commercials)?RookieBatman said:
Captain Paranoyd said:
Man, you know what I can't believe? I can't believe they had the Enterprise go to warp 6 directly from a cold start-up. Say what you will about dramatic license, but that would completely cause the dilithium crystals to burst from the resonance stress fractures caused by the infusion of energy into the deuterium intermix chamber, not to mention the consequent stresses on the hull that the inertial damping field couldn't possibly compensate for in time.
I mean, the filmmakers said they wanted to make this for a general audience, but come on! Even a complete idiot would have known not to do that! Now I have to go through my Technical Manual and hand-correct everything so as to conform it with the new canon established in this movie. Geez, where did they get these writers?!
Best post of the thread, hands down.
Ovation said:
Who else thought of the kid in Galaxy Quest (the "Mac" guy in the "I'm a Mac" commercials)?RookieBatman said:
Captain Paranoyd said:
Man, you know what I can't believe? I can't believe they had the Enterprise go to warp 6 directly from a cold start-up. Say what you will about dramatic license, but that would completely cause the dilithium crystals to burst from the resonance stress fractures caused by the infusion of energy into the deuterium intermix chamber, not to mention the consequent stresses on the hull that the inertial damping field couldn't possibly compensate for in time.
I mean, the filmmakers said they wanted to make this for a general audience, but come on! Even a complete idiot would have known not to do that! Now I have to go through my Technical Manual and hand-correct everything so as to conform it with the new canon established in this movie. Geez, where did they get these writers?!
Best post of the thread, hands down.
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