Year of Hell was awesome. For us.
Not so much for Janeway.
After our Year of Hell is over, let's build an Astrometics lab that will detect incoming trolls.
I must apologize...
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Year of Hell was awesome. For us.
Not so much for Janeway.
After our Year of Hell is over, let's build an Astrometics lab that will detect incoming trolls.
Do it.
We need to pull a Janeway...go down with the ship and alter the timeline and forget this nonsense.
While we're doing that lets delete someone.
sayonara maru
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I concur.. She has awaken my Ellen Ripley samurai warrior lust
We need to pull a Janeway...go down with the ship and alter the timeline and forget this nonsense.
While we're doing that lets delete someone.
Begin calculations for temporal incursion.
sayonara maru
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We need to pull a Janeway...go down with the ship and alter the timeline and forget this nonsense.
Was just trying to add a little levity! I know i can be pretty intense when im star trek ranting!
sayonara maru
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We need to pull a Janeway...go down with the ship and alter the timeline and forget this nonsense.
While we're doing that lets delete someone.
You want to delete me for a joke thread??? You serious??
Oy. There's not a sufficient quantity of brain bleach in the world to get anyone to un-see THAT action.
Why, because they're fat? Don't be a dick.
No, because they're Roseanne and Tom Arnold. Regardless of size.
We can hold on for a couple more minutes surely?
I had a friend who swore that she could masturbate hands free.
Tiff would rub her ankles together for a couple minutes and find herself in a world of delight.
Logically therefore she should be able to type and jerk off simultaneously.
But it's likely that her spelling would be for shit.
I had a friend who swore that she could masturbate hands free.
Tiff would rub her ankles together for a couple minutes and find herself in a world of delight.
Logically therefore she should be able to type and jerk off simultaneously.
But it's likely that her spelling would be for shit.
Good a reason as any...We need to pull a Janeway...go down with the ship and alter the timeline and forget this nonsense.
While we're doing that lets delete someone.
You want to delete me for a joke thread??? You serious??
Imagine them doing it on the pitcher's mound at Yankee Stadium...Oy. There's not a sufficient quantity of brain bleach in the world to get anyone to un-see THAT action.
Why, because they're fat? Don't be a dick.
No, because they're Roseanne and Tom Arnold. Regardless of size.
Is this an alternative to the font of golden showers?
Most women can chose not to pee when they cum.
But will she be coming around the mountain when she comes?
You know very well that Star Trek has nothing to do with drawing logical conclusions.
I bet Seven has an implant down there she can cause to vibrate at will.
The Doctor got the idea for it after the events of "Body and Soul".
Seven was a Virgin in endgame and from the novels, he really didn't put in the time for that girl to open up sexually before they broke up... Unless the night the ship got home was an "advance to go card" in the Voyager Monopoly set?
Is it possible that one of the Doctor's lessons in Humanity was a how-to wikki on bean flicking?
Is it possible that one of the Doctor's lessons in Humanity was a how-to wikki on bean flicking?
I notice your post seems uncharacteristically pristine as far as spelling and grammar goes. Now that you've drawn attention to an explanation for your past shambolic posts..
I can't touch type.
Always looking at the keyboard when I should be looking at the screen.
Besides, your problem is that you're always here, so when I spend ten minutes fixing up a shitty post, I then find that you've already read and replied to my ramblings 9 minutes earlier.
Sure, boys can spank it with their feet if they're monkey limber, but no amount of ankle rubbing is going to produce a flush of semen unless he is obese with very blubbery thighs. Then of course, thinking that the male eruption isn't 99 percent mental is just boys in denial that there's more than cars and baseball statistics under their hood.
It's a fair bet that any decent hypnotist can place commands in either genders subconscious to begin an orgasm, of course with girls it easier because they can merely be programmed into thinking that they're orgasming, but for a guy to go limp noodle to blown load in the 12 seconds which it takes the person in charge to say "Portobello" requires a purely deviant inner psyche who is only not continuously orgasming because they are pinching the tip of their urethra telekenetically.
Didn't you hear me?
Woman can psychically control there orgasms if they just spend an hour with a hypnotist after handing over a hundred and 50 dollars.
Seriously!
If your choice was to rely on a smelly man, or have a magic word, what sane lady is going to still risk some one-night-stand inveterate going through her wallet while she's still passed out from 4 too many gimlets ever again?
Think of it.
A magic word.
Complete control.
Always looking at the keyboard when I should be looking at the screen.
Besides, your problem is that you're always here, so when I spend ten minutes fixing up a shitty post, I then find that you've already read and replied to my ramblings 9 minutes earlier.
Sure, boys can spank it with their feet if they're monkey limber, but no amount of ankle rubbing is going to produce a flush of semen unless he is obese with very blubbery thighs. Then of course, thinking that the male eruption isn't 99 percent mental is just boys in denial that there's more than cars and baseball statistics under their hood.
It's a fair bet that any decent hypnotist can place commands in either genders subconscious to begin an orgasm, of course with girls it easier because they can merely be programmed into thinking that they're orgasming, but for a guy to go limp noodle to blown load in the 12 seconds which it takes the person in charge to say "Portobello" requires a purely deviant inner psyche who is only not continuously orgasming because they are pinching the tip of their urethra telekenetically.
Didn't you hear me?
Woman can psychically control there orgasms if they just spend an hour with a hypnotist after handing over a hundred and 50 dollars.
Seriously!
If your choice was to rely on a smelly man, or have a magic word, what sane lady is going to still risk some one-night-stand inveterate going through her wallet while she's still passed out from 4 too many gimlets ever again?
Think of it.
A magic word.
Complete control.
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