sayonara maru
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I think not. Any harder might leave the landing strip ... rather raw..
I must apologize...
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Raw?
Wimp.
Jerking off till you bleed isn't a problem. The scab that builds up to replace the missing dermis is tolerable even if you have to learn how to wank around the area under repair for a couple weeks, but it's when you're in a public bathroom using a urinal when the fellah beside you is checking out your package and there's a rich dark red encrustation on your bellend like a third thumbnail and they get all judgy like that's not the only reason they're not in heat.
Wimp, wimp.
Do you think that if it was up to men that lube would have been invented?
Sorry.
Do you think that if it was up to straight men that lube would have been invented?
Sorry.
Do you think that if it was up to straight men who like their girlfriends to wear a strapon that lube would have been invented?
Raw should be first base.
Wimp.
Jerking off till you bleed isn't a problem. The scab that builds up to replace the missing dermis is tolerable even if you have to learn how to wank around the area under repair for a couple weeks, but it's when you're in a public bathroom using a urinal when the fellah beside you is checking out your package and there's a rich dark red encrustation on your bellend like a third thumbnail and they get all judgy like that's not the only reason they're not in heat.
Wimp, wimp.
Do you think that if it was up to men that lube would have been invented?
Sorry.
Do you think that if it was up to straight men that lube would have been invented?
Sorry.
Do you think that if it was up to straight men who like their girlfriends to wear a strapon that lube would have been invented?
Raw should be first base.
Guy you misunderstand the O.P. In this incarnation he is pretending to be a woman. Hence the landing strip comment. We're all supposed to be aghast. Or something.
sayonara maru
Lieutenant
What is love?
Love is a temporary hormonal imbalance curable by marriage.
Love is a temporary hormonal imbalance curable by marriage.
sayonara maru
Lieutenant
It's because people live together, thus smooshing all the space that allows hormones and anticipation and longing to exist until they no longer have room to breath.
You don't own a periscope?
If women weren't such hateful creatures they would all tattoo a large letter X in helvetica at the furtherest reach of all their major cavities to give us blokes a fair target to bead between our crosshairs.
Oy. There's not a sufficient quantity of brain bleach in the world to get anyone to un-see THAT action.
Oy. There's not a sufficient quantity of brain bleach in the world to get anyone to un-see THAT action.
Why, because they're fat? Don't be a dick.
Oh no...another reincarnation of you-know-who?
When will it end????
This is getting stupid!
In other words, you're saying "I must apologize... but I won't."
We need to pull a Janeway...go down with the ship and alter the timeline and forget this nonsense.
We need to pull a Janeway...go down with the ship and alter the timeline and forget this nonsense.
While we're doing that lets delete someone.
We need to pull a Janeway...go down with the ship and alter the timeline and forget this nonsense.
While we're doing that lets delete someone.
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