"I, Mudd" Line-by-Line!

[LeadHead]

Norman: There is no explosive.

 

[Orac]

Kirk: No? Observe. Fore! (Mudd swings.) Boom!

(Everyone except Spock staggers around with hands over their ears.)

Kirk: Are you alright?

(Spock quietly exits.)

 

[BlueStuff]

NORMAN: But there was no explosion.

 

[mach7]

Mudd: I lied.

 

[BlueStuff]

NORMAN: What?

 

[mach7]

Kirk: He lied. Everything Harry tells you is a lie. Remember that. Everything Harry tells you is a lie.

 

[Orac]

Mudd: Listen to this carefully, Norman. I am lying.

 

[mach7]

Norman: You say you are lying, but if everything you say is a lie then you are telling the truth, but you cannot tell the truth because everything you say is a lie. You lie. You tell the truth. But you cannot for. Illogical! Illogical! Please explain.

 

[Orac]

Kirk: I am not programmed to respond in that area.

 

[mach7]

Missed line:

Norman: You are human, only humans can explain their behavior. Please explain.

 

[Orac]

Kirk: I am not programmed to respond in that area.

 

[LeadHead]

The smoke from Normans head intensifies, Norman deactivates.

Spock: I believe they are all immobilized, Captain.

 

[Orac]

Kirk: Good.

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

Mudd: Kirk, old man, I'm beginning to develop considerable respect for you.

 

[Athena28]

KIRK: Why, thank you.

 

[mach7]

Mudd: Would you consider entering a partnership agreement with me? I've got some ideas.

 

[Athena28]

KIRK: A partnership arrangement? You and me?

 

[BlueStuff]

MUDD: Yes.

 

[Athena28]

KIRK: I've got something else in mind. Let's go.

 

[ClayinCA]

McCOY: Well, you must be very unhappy, Mister Spock.