"I, Mudd" Line-by-Line!

Discussion in 'Star Trek - The Original & Animated Series' started by LeadHead, Dec 29, 2013.

  1. leandar

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    Spock: He could successfully accomplish it, Captain. I've questioned a number of the androids, and they're totally loyal to Mudd. Perhaps of more concern is the fact that this android population can literally provide anything a human being could ask for in unlimited quantity.
     
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    KIRK: Yes, I know. That's what worries me. How will my crew react in a world where they can have everything they want simply by asking for it.
     
  3. Athena28

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    TWO of the ALICES: You desire something, Lord?
     
  4. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Chekov: Oh, yes thank you.

    They pour him a glass of wine.

    Chekov: You're Alice...
     
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    Chekov: Oh, yes, thank you. (Alice pours a cup of wine) You're Alice....

    Doh! too slow!
    Alice 118: 118
     
  6. LeadHead

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    Chekov: And you're Alice...
     
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    Alice 322: 322.
     
  8. LeadHead

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    Chekov: Oh, well, it doesn't make much difference. You're both lovely.
     
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    Alices: Thank you, my lord.
     
  10. LeadHead

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    Alice 118: You desire something else, Lord?
     
  11. Orac

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    Chekov: What a shame you're not real.
     
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    ALICE 322: We are real, my lord.
     
  13. Athena28

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    CHEKOV: Oh, I mean real girls.
     
  14. mach7

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    Alice 118: We are programed to function as human females, my lord.
     
  15. Athena28

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    CHEKOV: You are?
     
  16. mach7

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    Alice 322 & 118: Yes, my lord.
     
  17. LeadHead

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    Chekov: Harry Mudd programmed you?
     
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    Alice 322 & 118: Yes, my lord.
     
  19. LeadHead

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    Chekov: That unprincipled, evil-minded, lecherous kulak Harry Mudd programmed you?
     
  20. Athena28

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    TWO of the ALICES: Yes, my lord.