I is become Super Hero.

[K'Ehleyr]

That and you get to ride the Bitch'n Faceplant Rocket-Bike.

It's an old 21-speed road-bike with small imported liquid-fuel Japanese rocket-motor and GPS. No way in hell I'm riding that thing I'm FAR too pretty to die.

I want to play . Any room for NinKey in your posse? I'll wear thigh length leather boots and polish my nunchucks!

Do you have any powers or do you just blind 'em with your ZOMG UNCONTROLLED SEXINESS before chopping them with your "assorted sharp ninja-toys?"

That and... I can put two fingers out pointed towards the villain, draw them back and forth and go 'ooeerrooeerrrr' thus causing a confused expression and making them forget their evil intentions

 

[Plecostomus]

Ok so far we have:

Captain Faceplant: Psychotic asshole who trips people... some of which are criminals.

The Nonchalant Kid: Captain Faceplant's sidekick, his power is his utterly unflappableness and his ability to casually disarm the most spastic criminal. He rides a rocket-assisted bicycle called the Bitch'n Faceplant Bike.

NinKey: Master Ninja trained in the art of... what? Seducing men is an art! Trust me. That and she's a practitioner of the ancient art of pointing fingers and making a funny noise that sounds like "ooeerrooeerrrr."

 

[USS Triumphant]

Okay, guys - check THIS out.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Awesome! Does that mean you can wear your spandex body suit outside now?

Who says he doesn't?

 

[Hoser]

How about "Jack The Tripper?"

Two female sidekicks, a hilarious downstairs neighbour and hilarity ensues!

 

[RJDiogenes]

^^ It's about time somebody followed up on that.

 

[Plecostomus]

Okay, guys - check THIS out.

I'll post after work.

How about "Jack The Tripper?"

Two female sidekicks, a hilarious downstairs neighbour and hilarity ensues!

Sounds British.

 

[K'Ehleyr]

^ I'll post after you Plec, I need your inspiration.
And what's wrong with British comedy! Ok, forget that

 

[Plecostomus]

Oh go ahead and post, I'm quite busy tonight.

 

[USS Triumphant]

 

[Plecostomus]

Busy at work and I have strep throat. Blergh.

 

[USS Triumphant]

Busy at work and I have strep throat. Blergh.

Sorry to hear that. I'm really just playing around with the harassment - I'll be patient. And apparently, you'll be a patient.

It isn't swine flu, is it?

 

[Plecostomus]

Why don't you write another chapter and I'll pick up from there.

 

[USS Triumphant]

Why don't you write another chapter and I'll pick up from there.

This is some sort of trick, isn't it?!

Oh well. I'm game.

 

[Major Chord]

Wow Plecostomus! Well done. What does the wife think of this...eh...power?

 

[Plecostomus]

Wow Plecostomus! Well done. What does the wife think of this...eh...power?

She said and I quote: "They actually gave you a free meal for tripping someone? Why do they insist on encouraging you?!"