I is become Super Hero.

[Plecostomus]

VIGOROUS DISCLAIMER FOR GREAT SAFETY: DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS SHIT 'CAUSE THINGS CAN GO WRONG.
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Went to Mmmm Burger for lunch... as I was about open the door I see a commotion, someone lunges over the counter something something then runs for the door. I step aside, person lunges through door, and I stick out my foot.

*thud*

Ended up pinning the fucker to the ground with my foot until two cops (who were actually down the road at the coffee shop go figure) showed up just a very few moments after they dialed 911.

Thief managed to grab $100 in bills and destroy a POS station (rather just the monitor but still) and scare the clerk shitless.

In return he got a face full of sidewalk and very much arrested on several Very Serious charges.

Ended up having to walk to OtherBurger because they closed the store for a few hours, but the manager at Mmmm Burger assures me I can have a free Value Meal next time I stop in.

Dangerous... you bet. Heck I wasn't 100% sure what was going on, if I had been wrong I could have faced charges for face-planting someone.

 

[RJDiogenes]

A free Value Meal. They should use that in Spider-Man.

Or better yet, give you your own comic. The Amazing Plecostomus. It has a ring to it.

 

[captcalhoun]

hey, at least you stopped him so that he couldn't go on to murder your uncle and leave you tortured with guilt for years to come.

seriously, nice one.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

but the manager at Mmmm Burger assures me I can have a free Value Meal next time I stop in.

A free Value Meal? a lifetime supply surely!!

 

[JAG]

Awesome! Does that mean you can wear your spandex body suit outside now?

 

[Australis]

Yay, the Amazing Plecostomus in his scaly costume!

Just hope you doesn't have one off the wrist like Peter Parker (Monty Python reference, you can guess what for).

Seriously, sounds like you just reacted. Good work. Now, every time you walk in that door, you'll adopt the fish-fu pose before you enter.

 

[Goliath]

Good one.

 

[Plecostomus]

Apparently my superpower is I trip people.

The Amazing Plecostomus would have some kind of suction-based power. Lets not go there... Instead I need another name.

The Chronic Tripper perhaps? Captain Faceplant has a nice ring to it... or how about Greatest American Asshole?

 

[Lookingglassman]

teh baba? Is this you?

 

[K'Ehleyr]

but the manager at Mmmm Burger assures me I can have a free Value Meal next time I stop in.

A free Value Meal? a lifetime supply surely!!

Do you know how much this guy can eat?

Seriously ~ Well done Plec 'my hero' *swoons*

'Plecostoman' ~ with a pic of a long shoe on the front of the spangley unitard

 

[Plecostomus]

Hey normally I trip people just because I'm an antisocial jerk. This time my "power" (read: disorder) saved the day AND I got a cheeseburger out of the deal.

 

[RJDiogenes]

How about "Jack The Tripper?"

 

[USS Triumphant]

I did something like this once, but I was 14, and semi-suicidal, so I didn't really care much what happened to me. A security guard was squared off by a little punk with a knife outside of the arcade, and a small crowd standing around, watching but well away. The two of them were blocking the parking lot doors out of the food court. Which was the way I needed to go out. So I didn't stop - I just walked at the same pace I had been walking the whole time, taking the knife from the kid and handing it off to the guard as I went.

Not something I'd do now, certainly. The closest I've come lately is about a decade ago, when I knocked down a fleeing shoplifter with my car in a K-Mart parking lot.

Still, we cans be Justice League, Captain Faceplant?

 

[Plecostomus]

I did something like this once, but I was 14, and semi-suicidal, so I didn't really care much what happened to me. A security guard was squared off by a little punk with a knife outside of the arcade, and a small crowd standing around, watching but well away. The two of them were blocking the parking lot doors out of the food court. Which was the way I needed to go out. So I didn't stop - I just walked at the same pace I had been walking the whole time, taking the knife from the kid and handing it off to the guard as I went.

Not something I'd do now, certainly. The closest I've come lately is about a decade ago, when I knocked down a fleeing shoplifter with my car in a K-Mart parking lot.

Still, we cans be Justice League, Captain Faceplant?

Captain Faceplant and the Nonchalant Kid!

 

[USS Triumphant]

Captain Faceplant and the Nonchalant Kid!

I have to be the sidekick?!

Well, okay - but I get to drive the Faceplantmobile at least part of the time!

 

[Plecostomus]

Captain Faceplant and the Nonchalant Kid!

I have to be the sidekick?!

Well, okay - but I get to drive the Faceplantmobile at least part of the time!

That and you get to ride the Bitch'n Faceplant Rocket-Bike.

It's an old 21-speed road-bike with small imported liquid-fuel Japanese rocket-motor and GPS. No way in hell I'm riding that thing I'm FAR too pretty to die.

 

[Gryffindorian]

Nice job. You're to be commended for your bravery and quick thinking.

 

[Lonemagpie]

Good instincts and doesn't come over as excessive force- good score

 

[K'Ehleyr]

Captain Faceplant and the Nonchalant Kid!

I have to be the sidekick?!

Well, okay - but I get to drive the Faceplantmobile at least part of the time!

That and you get to ride the Bitch'n Faceplant Rocket-Bike.

It's an old 21-speed road-bike with small imported liquid-fuel Japanese rocket-motor and GPS. No way in hell I'm riding that thing I'm FAR too pretty to die.

I want to play . Any room for NinKey in your posse? I'll wear thigh length leather boots and polish my nunchucks!

Oh and can I get a horse, a palamino with an extra long mane that fans out when he gallops?

 

[Plecostomus]

I have to be the sidekick?!

Well, okay - but I get to drive the Faceplantmobile at least part of the time!

That and you get to ride the Bitch'n Faceplant Rocket-Bike.

It's an old 21-speed road-bike with small imported liquid-fuel Japanese rocket-motor and GPS. No way in hell I'm riding that thing I'm FAR too pretty to die.

I want to play . Any room for NinKey in your posse? I'll wear thigh length leather boots and polish my nunchucks!

Do you have any powers or do you just blind 'em with your ZOMG UNCONTROLLED SEXINESS before chopping them with your "assorted sharp ninja-toys?"