I Have A Problem

[Vorta]

I have a bad obsession with Tom Paris that cannot be quelled by Voyager episodes or deliciously erotic dreams. I spend my days thinking about him and my nights wanting to do naughty things to him. I have seen every episode of every Star Trek series, and yet I come out with a Tom Paris obsession! O Ye Gods....remove this infatuation or I might go mad!!!!!

 

[Vorta]

For the record, I fully realize how pathetic this sounds. But it's still driving me insane!

 

[RoJoHen]

I recommend watching "Masters of the Universe."

 

[Vorta]

I recommend watching "Masters of the Universe."

You mean where my Robert plays Kevin Corrigan? I own it.

 

[RoJoHen]

Then I can't help you.

 

[Vorta]

Then I can't help you.

HaHa. Oh, I've got it bad.

 

[thestrangequark]

Fan fiction.

 

[Vorta]

Fan fiction.

Write it or read it?

 

[RoJoHen]

Write it...and make yourself his co-star.

 

[thestrangequark]

Fan fiction.

Write it or read it?

Both. Or go to a kink meme and ask someone to write it for you.

 

[Vorta]

Write it...and make yourself his co-star.

You know, I must say, I rather like this idea. Then I don't just have to imagine myself doing naughty things to him, I can write them. And imagine them too. Mmmmm....

 

[Emher]

Fan fiction suggestion aint bad. Helped with some of my Harry Potter obsessions about a decade ago. Even wrote a HP/TNG crossover fic.




Don't ask, okay?

 

[Vorta]

Fan fiction suggestion aint bad. Helped with some of my Harry Potter obsessions about a decade ago. Even wrote a HP/TNG crossover fic.




Don't ask, okay?

I'm obsessed with Tom Paris, don't worry, I won't judge.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

I recommend watching "Masters of the Universe."

That is such a great film. I paid money to see it in our kino.

 

[RoJoHen]

I'll judge enough for both of you.

 

[Vorta]

I recommend watching "Masters of the Universe."

That is such a great film. I paid money to see it in our kino.

I own Ein Fenster in Manhattan, Masters Of The Universe, Mothers, Daughters, And Lovers, Lucky Chances, Spies, Homefront, Going To Extremes, Second Chances, Infested, and of course Voyager. Duh.

 

[Emher]

Fan fiction suggestion aint bad. Helped with some of my Harry Potter obsessions about a decade ago. Even wrote a HP/TNG crossover fic.




Don't ask, okay?

I'm obsessed with Tom Paris, don't worry, I won't judge.

I was meaning that bit for people in here in general

To be fair to my past self though, I reread that fic a while back, and while it most definitely is filled with fanwankery of the worst kind at times, I did get the characterizations pretty spot on. I mean, Picard is Picard and so on. I took some liberties with some stuff, but overall I am shocked how well I made it fit into the established universes.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

I know I'm prone to obsessions myself.. but I also know they dissipate eventually. Just have to ride it out (maybe not the best wording for Vorta..)

Oh and I'm happy it's all about YOU and Tom Paris, Vorta. As long as you're not pairing him with Janeway have at it

 

[Vorta]

I know I'm prone to obsessions myself.. but I also know they dissipate eventually. Just have to ride it out (maybe not the best wording for Vorta..)

Oh and I'm happy it's all about YOU and Tom Paris, Vorta. As long as you're not pairing him with Janeway have at it

Ride it out, huh? Oh dear, I think I'll leave that one alone.

Pairing him with Janeway? Dear God no. He's mine!!

 

[RevdKathy]

I believe my hard drive contains some extremely explicit Tom Paris fanfic from a decade or so ago. So I'm not one to criticise.