I believe my hard drive contains some extremely explicit Tom Paris fanfic from a decade or so ago. So I'm not one to criticise.
Ohh my
I started on my own yesterday
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Ohh my
I started on my own yesterday
I believe my hard drive contains some extremely explicit Tom Paris fanfic from a decade or so ago. So I'm not one to criticise.
Ohh my
I started on my own yesterday
Careful. I served years as a mod here after Lisa found out and blackmailed me into the job.
Um, huh?I believe my hard drive contains some extremely explicit Tom Paris fanfic from a decade or so ago. So I'm not one to criticise.
Ohh my
I started on my own yesterday
Careful. I served years as a mod here after Lisa found out and blackmailed me into the job.
Ewww..I almost forgot about that. That might be a good idea.
Oh, don't mind me...just distracting myself away from my morning sickness...Whilst listening to Beethoven...
Mmmm...
You're all reminding me of the Picard fan fic I wrote years ago, before I knew there was such a thing as fan fic. I wish I still had it.
Ooh, I want to hear about that one!
Fan fiction suggestion aint bad. Helped with some of my Harry Potter obsessions about a decade ago. Even wrote a HP/TNG crossover fic.
Don't ask, okay?
Ooh, I want to hear about that one!
Morning sickness, eh? So, you're horny and pregnant?
I think I know the answer to your problem. But, depending on how far along you might be you might have to wait a few months for the cure.
Morning sickness, eh? So, you're horny and pregnant?
I think I know the answer to your problem. But, depending on how far along you might be you might have to wait a few months for the cure.
Yes, indeed. Horny and pregnant. What's the cure? Does it involve jumping Robert Duncan McNeill?
(Oh, and 3 months along)
I'd start with maybe jumping the baby's daddy, but failing that maybe finding a new full time position for Cadet Locarno, since the cancellation of 'Chuck' I'm sure he could use the work.
I have a bad obsession with Tom Paris that cannot be quelled by Voyager episodes or deliciously erotic dreams. I spend my days thinking about him and my nights wanting to do naughty things to him. I have seen every episode of every Star Trek series, and yet I come out with a Tom Paris obsession! O Ye Gods....remove this infatuation or I might go mad!!!!!
Do you have an obsession with Nick Locarno as well?
Morning sickness, eh? So, you're horny and pregnant?
I think I know the answer to your problem. But, depending on how far along you might be you might have to wait a few months for the cure.
Yes, indeed. Horny and pregnant. What's the cure? Does it involve jumping Robert Duncan McNeill?
(Oh, and 3 months along)
But I thought you had a disease that gave you only a couple months to live?
Vorta is Gemhaters.
Should I have used spoiler tags?
It was a joke, son, you missed it.
Yeah, next time use spoiler tags.
Huh.
I only recently started noticing Vorta's posts, but given what I've read thusfar, other than a transfer of fixation from Weyoun to Paris that does make a certain amount of sense.
Huh.
I only recently started noticing Vorta's posts, but given what I've read thusfar, other than a transfer of fixation from Weyoun to Paris that does make a certain amount of sense.
Morning sickness, eh? So, you're horny and pregnant?
I think I know the answer to your problem. But, depending on how far along you might be you might have to wait a few months for the cure.
Yes, indeed. Horny and pregnant. What's the cure? Does it involve jumping Robert Duncan McNeill?
(Oh, and 3 months along)
But I thought you had a disease that gave you only a couple months to live?
Um, no. I said that my Doctor said I might only have six months to live, but I went out West and consulted a different Neurologist. And now as long as I stick with my treatment(which I suppose I should now that I have another life to consider), I'm good.
Hell yes! Young Robert Duncan McNeill...mmmmm...I have a bad obsession with Tom Paris that cannot be quelled by Voyager episodes or deliciously erotic dreams. I spend my days thinking about him and my nights wanting to do naughty things to him. I have seen every episode of every Star Trek series, and yet I come out with a Tom Paris obsession! O Ye Gods....remove this infatuation or I might go mad!!!!!
Do you have an obsession with Nick Locarno as well?
Yeah, I'm over "jumping" the baby's daddy, so I'm thinking my Robert sounds like a better choice
Yeah, next time use spoiler tags.
Huh.
I only recently started noticing Vorta's posts, but given what I've read thusfar, other than a transfer of fixation from Weyoun to Paris that does make a certain amount of sense.
Oh, no. I still love Weyoun, but Tom/Nick is so yummy it's hard to ignore.
Plus there is the very real possibility that Weyoun is asexual.
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