]Oh, that must be the reason.
Tell me, is it better or worse if the hair colour is a dye? Or is that nullified by cup size?
Sad isn't it?
I fear the girl in the apartment next to mine is an idiot.
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Sad isn't it?
You've missed out on all the incest threads or the "I'm so desperate to lose my virginity I'm contemplating a boy-girl threesome with some pregnant lady I met online" threads.
You mean they kill them on a regular basis?
Oh, that must be the reason.
Tell me, is it better or worse if the hair colour is a dye? Or is that nullified by cup size?
Who's asking you to?
That's the beauty of speaking your mind -- no one has to ask you.
And the description was to show that original poster isn't hte only one with a nice looking idiot living next door.
No.
But it's been a good, solid, week by now -probably on Monday- since the first UPS notification was put on her door.
It's still there along with another.
Might being the operative word there.
You should mess with her and start moving the UPS notes randomly around on the door. Then take one and put it back a few days later.
I think you should stand outside of her apartment and sing "I Feel Like Makin' Love."
It's be funny if we saw a pic of this girl and she turned out to be ugly as sin.
It's be funny if we saw a pic of this girl and she turned out to be ugly as sin.
Trekker,
Numbers 9 and 10 are worthy of a call or visit to the office to complain. I'd lay even money on whether or not they even know that she has the dog at all.
So is Number 3, but not until it happens again, and then only the next day.
Numbers 9 and 10 are worthy of a call or visit to the office to complain. I'd lay even money on whether or not they even know that she has the dog at all.
So is Number 3, but not until it happens again, and then only the next day.
I fear somewhere in Kansas city there is a girl who thinks her next door neighbor is a dumbass. 
Dear Diary,
I think the guy next door is weird.
I've worn my sexy pink outfits all week around him, but he says nothing. So to see if he'd come over, I played my music really loud, just so he'd think there was a party. All I saw was the glow of his computer monitor and the mad tappa-tappa-tappa of his keyboard. He might be one of those cyber stalkers.
God I hope my dog dumps on his shoe.
hugs and kisses XOXO
I think the guy next door is weird.
I've worn my sexy pink outfits all week around him, but he says nothing. So to see if he'd come over, I played my music really loud, just so he'd think there was a party. All I saw was the glow of his computer monitor and the mad tappa-tappa-tappa of his keyboard. He might be one of those cyber stalkers.
God I hope my dog dumps on his shoe.
hugs and kisses XOXO
What's wrong with pink?
Dear Diary,
I think the guy next door is weird.
I've worn my sexy pink outfits all week around him, but he says nothing. So to see if he'd come over, I played my music really loud, just so he'd think there was a party. All I saw was the glow of his computer monitor and the mad tappa-tappa-tappa of his keyboard. He might be one of those cyber stalkers.
God I hope my dog dumps on his shoe.
hugs and kisses XOXO
What's wrong with pink?
It's not the only color in existence.
So, what's better to have next door in your opinion? A loud, nice-looking idiot or a plain, borderline repulsive, quiet type whose brilliance will never shine on you because she keeps to herself?
Interesting correlation.
It would be a perfectly natural, neighbourly thing to do to knock on her door and tell her about the UPS notifications before the wind catches them or the packages are returned to sender. But there's a slight chance she'd be so grateful as to invite you in for a beer and you might have to keep from gagging inside.
She'll never notice.
Trekker saw her upclose enough for her dog tp poop on his shoe. There might be a whole episode he's keeping from us here.It's be funny if we saw a pic of this girl and she turned out to be ugly as sin.
So, what's better to have next door in your opinion? A loud, nice-looking idiot or a plain, borderline repulsive, quiet type whose brilliance will never shine on you because she keeps to herself?
Interesting correlation.
It would be a perfectly natural, neighbourly thing to do to knock on her door and tell her about the UPS notifications before the wind catches them or the packages are returned to sender. But there's a slight chance she'd be so grateful as to invite you in for a beer and you might have to keep from gagging inside.
She'll never notice.
Trekker saw her upclose enough for her dog tp poop on his shoe. There might be a whole episode he's keeping from us here.It's be funny if we saw a pic of this girl and she turned out to be ugly as sin.
No, no. It didn't poop ON my shoe. I stepped in its poop some time after it had pooped.
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