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I fear the girl in the apartment next to mine is an idiot.

This gets the award for being one of the bests threads on the board this week.

Actually... I love all the threads in Misc. this week xD

You've missed out on all the incest threads or the "I'm so desperate to lose my virginity I'm contemplating a boy-girl threesome with some pregnant lady I met online" threads.
 
There's a house on a street I occassionally pass, and it always has loud radio blaring.

In fact it's SO LOUD that it can't be from a regualr radio. AND it's OUTSIDE. This dipshit had to get big honkin' speakers to make it that loud, and then this dipshit put it outside where neighbors can hear it. Appearently, I've learned, this dipshit will keep it on for hours & hours, everyday. I don't know how these neighbors keep from not killing this person.
You mean they kill them on a regular basis? :D
I finally got a look, passing by this house the other day: a blond girl with C or D cups.
Oh, that must be the reason. :rolleyes:
Tell me, is it better or worse if the hair colour is a dye? Or is that nullified by cup size?
Considering that, the stolen signs, and what looks liek a redneck yard ... couldn't pay me to hit that.
Who's asking you to?


That's the beauty of speaking your mind -- no one has to ask you.


And the description was to show that original poster isn't hte only one with a nice looking idiot living next door.
 
Then just go to her door with your pants around your ankles and your schlong sticking out and knock.

She'll know what you want...trust me. ;)
 
You should mess with her and start moving the UPS notes randomly around on the door. Then take one and put it back a few days later.
 
I think you should stand outside of her apartment and sing "I Feel Like Makin' Love."

It's be funny if we saw a pic of this girl and she turned out to be ugly as sin. :lol:
 
Trekker,

Numbers 9 and 10 are worthy of a call or visit to the office to complain. I'd lay even money on whether or not they even know that she has the dog at all.

So is Number 3, but not until it happens again, and then only the next day.
 
I fear somewhere in Kansas city there is a girl who thinks her next door neighbor is a dumbass. :p
 
Dear Diary,
I think the guy next door is weird.
I've worn my sexy pink outfits all week around him, but he says nothing. So to see if he'd come over, I played my music really loud, just so he'd think there was a party. All I saw was the glow of his computer monitor and the mad tappa-tappa-tappa of his keyboard. He might be one of those cyber stalkers. :eek:

God I hope my dog dumps on his shoe.
hugs and kisses XOXO
 
Dear Diary,
I think the guy next door is weird.
I've worn my sexy pink outfits all week around him, but he says nothing. So to see if he'd come over, I played my music really loud, just so he'd think there was a party. All I saw was the glow of his computer monitor and the mad tappa-tappa-tappa of his keyboard. He might be one of those cyber stalkers. :eek:

God I hope my dog dumps on his shoe.
hugs and kisses XOXO

:guffaw: :guffaw: :guffaw:
 
That's the beauty of speaking your mind -- no one has to ask you.

And the description was to show that original poster isn't hte only one with a nice looking idiot living next door.
So, what's better to have next door in your opinion? A loud, nice-looking idiot or a plain, borderline repulsive, quiet type whose brilliance will never shine on you because she keeps to herself?

HAVE YOU FUCKED HER YET!?!

No.

But it's been a good, solid, week by now -probably on Monday- since the first UPS notification was put on her door.

It's still there along with another.
Interesting correlation.
It would be a perfectly natural, neighbourly thing to do to knock on her door and tell her about the UPS notifications before the wind catches them or the packages are returned to sender. But there's a slight chance she'd be so grateful as to invite you in for a beer and you might have to keep from gagging inside.

You should mess with her and start moving the UPS notes randomly around on the door. Then take one and put it back a few days later.
She'll never notice.

It's be funny if we saw a pic of this girl and she turned out to be ugly as sin. :lol:
Trekker saw her upclose enough for her dog tp poop on his shoe. There might be a whole episode he's keeping from us here. :devil:
 
That's the beauty of speaking your mind -- no one has to ask you.

And the description was to show that original poster isn't hte only one with a nice looking idiot living next door.
So, what's better to have next door in your opinion? A loud, nice-looking idiot or a plain, borderline repulsive, quiet type whose brilliance will never shine on you because she keeps to herself?

No.

But it's been a good, solid, week by now -probably on Monday- since the first UPS notification was put on her door.

It's still there along with another.
Interesting correlation.
It would be a perfectly natural, neighbourly thing to do to knock on her door and tell her about the UPS notifications before the wind catches them or the packages are returned to sender. But there's a slight chance she'd be so grateful as to invite you in for a beer and you might have to keep from gagging inside.

You should mess with her and start moving the UPS notes randomly around on the door. Then take one and put it back a few days later.
She'll never notice.

It's be funny if we saw a pic of this girl and she turned out to be ugly as sin. :lol:
Trekker saw her upclose enough for her dog tp poop on his shoe. There might be a whole episode he's keeping from us here. :devil:

No, no. It didn't poop ON my shoe. I stepped in its poop some time after it had pooped.
 
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