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I asked this question 3 years ago

I would buy a new fridge and shove the body in the old fridge after having taken out the shelving. I would then wheel the fridge out the door and if anyone asks ive just bought a new fridge and im taking the old one to the dump-it.
In actual fact I will drive out to the middle of nowhere and bury the body. I will then wipe the inside of the fridge around with bleach and take the fridge to the dump-it for recycling to get rid of any evidence.
 
Forget *hiding* the body. Figure out some controversy to work into the killing to turn your trial into a national media circus, and then just walk away when the trial fails to find you guilty. Probably get a book deal, too.
 
I'll be the guy who recommends a pig farm. Failing that, there's some abandoned quarries around here.
 
I'll be the guy who recommends a pig farm. Failing that, there's some abandoned quarries around here.

Not the pig farm--the body farm:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_farm

The best place to hide a book is a library, after all...

Barring that, I'd say wick-effect combusion:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wick_effect

A low guttering flame that destroys evidence. Now you would have to sit in the house, have all the curtains drawn, maybe leave a book on spontaneous human combustion on the shelf, hoping that junk science throws off lesser educated coroners in the boondocks.

After the body is mostly destroyed, turn on the stove, blow out the gas flame if possible, and lock the door. The house explodes and burns everything else. You do that last. The worst thing to do is throw an accelerant on a body. It will char and stay largely intact, and leave evidence.

--signed, Ray Donovan, the fixer.
 
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