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That movie would never work in real life.
Rigor mortis?! What's that?
I think I'd just pick up some small road kill and drop it in a mailbox. I'm pretty sure that would constitute an illegal disposal of a body and hence fulfill the requirement. Kind of a strange assignment.
I'd bury the body in a freshly filled grave in a cemetry. Why take the effort to hide a needle in a haystack when a pin cushion is so much less conspicious?
Great minds think alike. 
As I told my child's husband: See those trees in the woods? If you ever hit my little girl again, I will chop you up and bury parts of you in those woods. They will never find enough of you to identify. [NOTE: I live in the country, next to unused woods.]
To this day, he never hit her again. He also gives me a great amount of respect... and maybe just a little bit of fear, as well.
Once I dreamed that I was going to a friend's house to have dinner, but when I arrived I found him murdered. I assumed the police would think I was the killer, so I decided I had to dispose of the body. Fortunately for me, the body turned into a burrito so I started eating it. Unfortunately, it was one of those huge, California mission style burritos, and I've never been able to finish one of those in one sitting. I was only half way through when the cops arrived.
I don't know what I'd really do if I had to dispose of a body, but I'm glad my unconscious mins is working on the problem, even if there are a few kinks in its plan.
I don't know what I'd really do if I had to dispose of a body, but I'm glad my unconscious mins is working on the problem, even if there are a few kinks in its plan.
There are a lot of mountains around here, and deep valleys between, where people rarely go, sheep fall to their deaths on occasion and are food for crows for weeks after.
And they're made of pretty hard granite. Someone might just fall if they weren't careful. It might be weeks before someone finds the body, or whats left after all the wildlife eats most of it and the heavy rain and rivers aid the decomposition of the rest.
And they're made of pretty hard granite. Someone might just fall if they weren't careful. It might be weeks before someone finds the body, or whats left after all the wildlife eats most of it and the heavy rain and rivers aid the decomposition of the rest.
You people are all sick, sick, sick.
I mean, whatever happened to the ol' "plastic-tarp-and-landfill" solution?
I mean, whatever happened to the ol' "plastic-tarp-and-landfill" solution?
Donate it to Heston Blumenthal's restaurant.
Bricktop's pig farm.
Or just the practical old classic - saw it up in the bathtub (of someone else's house), put the pieces in bin bags, out to the forest, bury them where nobody goes.
Actually, it really all depends where you and the body are to start with.
Bricktop's pig farm.
Or just the practical old classic - saw it up in the bathtub (of someone else's house), put the pieces in bin bags, out to the forest, bury them where nobody goes.
Actually, it really all depends where you and the body are to start with.
Too old school. In these days of science, dna testing and a camera in every pocket, containing trace evidence is key.
You may think you are in the clear, but some moron taping his buddy lighting farts on the street might pick you up in the background, and you're screwed. But then you could utter the immortal phrase "I would have gotten away with it if not for those kids..."
Sometimes the old ways are still the best.
Plastic is not environmentally friendly
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