I actually LOL'ed at this one!

[Bry_Sinclair]

I stumbled across this joke and actually laughed out loud to myself when I read it, so I thought I'd post it here for others to enjoy.

How many Cardassian prisoners does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Four. Since THERE ... ARE ... FOUR ... LIGHTS!

Anyone else got any good Trek jokes?

 

[Temis the Vorta]

Final Front Ear.

And if I have to tell more than the punchline, you are banned from TrekBBS!

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

Maybe the PTB will change the membership requirements, so that all newbies must answer it before they can join?

 

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

Question: What did Worf say when small ice asteroids began hitting the Enterprise hull?
Answer: "Captain, we are being hailed."

Question: What did the Jamaican say to the Ferengi captain who was visiting Earth?
Answer: Have a nice Dai Mon.

Question: How many Voyager crew members does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: However many it takes, you can be sure a shuttlecraft will be destroyed during the attempt.

 

[Rush Limborg]

(Audio file of an unfortunate incident on the bridge of the Enterprise-D)

Picard: Mr. Worf, fire at will.

Worf: Aye, sir.

Riker: HEY, WHAT THE--

(Phaser sound)

 

[Therin of Andor]

Don't take a horta for granite.

And where do Starfleeters get fit? The "It's Dead Gym".

Final Front Ear.

Some people won't see the point.

 

[You_Will_Fail]

OP's joke doesn't really make sense

 

[Rush Limborg]

^"Chain of Command, Part II".

 

[Admiral Shran]

Question: What did the Jamaican say to the Ferengi captain who was visiting Earth?
Answer: Have a nice Dai Mon.

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uma_NTxp-r4[/yt]


What is William Riker's dating philosophy?

If at first you don't succeed, try Troi again.

 

[boco]

For those having an StarTrekLogs account, we have 8 pages of lightbulb jokes there:
http://z15.invisionfree.com/sb63s_Star_Trek_Logs/index.php?showtopic=1361
And lots of trek answers to the question of Why did the chicken cross the street? Here:
http://z15.invisionfree.com/sb63s_Star_Trek_Logs/index.php?showtopic=1360

Like:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Mr. Scott: 'Cos ma wee transporter beam was na functioning properly. Ah canna work miracles, Captain.

HoloDoc: How should I know? No one tells me anything around here! I didn't even know we had added chickens to the crew! All I know is that it would have been nice, BEFORE the chicken went off to cross the road, if it had remembered to turn me off!

 

[boco]

Sorry for making a double post, I just have to!

 

[Gov Kodos]

What did the blonde Klingon say?

"It was a good day to dye."

 

[Finn]

OP's joke doesn't really make sense

*notifys a mod*

You are gonna get banned for that.

Next, you won't get the joke about Chekov holding up the line to the toilet, with Khan in front.

 

[CosmicQuestion]

Behold the forgotten origins of the Vulcan PONFARR (spelling???)

Many cenuries ago on planet Vulcan, the great and wise Vulcan scholar decided to try to get frisky with his female neighbor. They were both friends so it seemed logical that she'd go along with it.

Unfortunately she was not amused and told him to go jump in the lake. Several hours later the Vulcan scholar returned exhausted and dripping wet. When the female neighbor asked him what had happened to him he replied "Pond... far..." then collapsed and went to sleep.

THIS IS CANON AND BEYOND DISPUTE!

 

[GemHaters]

I stumbled across this joke and actually laughed out loud to myself when I read it, so I thought I'd post it here for others to enjoy.

How many Cardassian prisoners does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Four. Since THERE ... ARE ... FOUR ... LIGHTS!

Anyone else got any good Trek jokes?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

After Jadzia dumped Bashir, what was his favorite BB King song?

"The Trill Is Gone"

 

[Gov Kodos]

What does a Romulan frog use for camouflage?


A croaking device.

 

[CorporalCaptain]

I can't believe no one has brought up the Klingons on Uranus yet.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Warriors of Qo'nos, brace yourselves for glorious humor!

What's funnier than a dead Ferengi in a box?

A dead Ferengi in TWELVE BOXES!!!

HAGH HAGH HAGH HAGH HAGH HAGH!!!

 

[TiberiusMaximus]

A one-eared Bajoran walks into Quark's and says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my pagh."