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How much longer till she'd have boffed him?

Guy Gardener

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Resolutions took two months. Janeway played with her Monkey. Chakotay too probably. Although, if Voyager hadn't returned when it did, how long would it have taken for Janeway to give in to the Indians manly manly manly needs? Y'know sexual needs. With her. In congress. Together.
 
given the climate, they'd end up walking around in Loin cloths quite quickly. If they could still resist each other for a year with all that near nudity in play then their libidos are shriveled something rotten wot?
 
Never. Because Chakotay sucks. No woman could ever find anything even vaguely appealing about that idiot.
 
Plissken said:
Never. Because Chakotay sucks. No woman could ever find anything even vaguely appealing about that idiot.
Virginia Madsen, Be'Lanna, Seska & Seven beg to differ.
 
I think she did boff him and found it unsatisfactory. That's why she's so determined to get the hell off the planet.

That's also why when Q wants to mate with her he says "I know I have no right to feel this way, but..." She had previously given him the "friends" speech and spelled out that he has no right to feel that way on account of lousy sack performance.

That's also why he's looking at her all dreamy eyed and she's all *meh* in return for the rest of the series.

Remember, the only confirmed instance of Chakotay having really great sex is when he's mentally linked to the woman and can feel what she feels. Thus, for the first and only time in his life he performs adequately.

That's also why he eventually ends up with Seven. In addition to being the only available woman with the capacity to recreate that link she also has no previous sexual experience and has a serious medical need to keep from getting too excited. Lucky Chakotay is covered on both fronts.
 
I would like to take this opportunity to point out that I like Chakotay. However, that doesn't change my interpretation of the facts. He's a great guy, but lousy in bed.
 
But, are you talking about sex with Chuckles in real life, or sex with Chuckles in his spirit guide seeking virtual reality? because maybe how he thinks he bones a woman is a lot more better than how he actually bones a woman or vice versus?
 
Guartho said:
I think she did boff him and found it unsatisfactory. That's why she's so determined to get the hell off the planet.

That's also why when Q wants to mate with her he says "I know I have no right to feel this way, but..." She had previously given him the "friends" speech and spelled out that he has no right to feel that way on account of lousy sack performance.

That's also why he's looking at her all dreamy eyed and she's all *meh* in return for the rest of the series.

Remember, the only confirmed instance of Chakotay having really great sex is when he's mentally linked to the woman and can feel what she feels. Thus, for the first and only time in his life he performs adequately.

That's also why he eventually ends up with Seven. In addition to being the only available woman with the capacity to recreate that link she also has no previous sexual experience and has a serious medical need to keep from getting too excited. Lucky Chakotay is covered on both fronts.


:guffaw: :guffaw: :guffaw:

I know a few J/Cers whose heads just exploded.
 
Re: Chakotay/Janeway sex scenes

They did have sex during the episode. It wasn't shown because Voyager was a family show and they weren't going to have sex scenes (but later Harry Kim got VD from some alien).
 
The Vagina Captain's Logs

In regards to the OP, I don't think it would have been just his needs that she'd be giving in to. His needs would be part of it, but I think he was very interested in taking care of her needs and I don't see that changing in bed.

We all know who wore the pants in that relationship, especially on the planet. Chakotay would have made a good little wife. Unlike the other posters in this thread, I can't say if he would have been good or not, but he certainly would have tried.

Oh, and as for my vote, on that little canoe trip. I think they would have kissed on that trip, and that the barrier would have broken down.

Edit Speaking of a lack of barriers...you know she was still of child-bearing age at that point, right? Can you imagine her pregnant on the planet, or in natural child birth?
 
Re: The Vagina Captain's Logs

A log about how he gave her mono?

Lets just hope she's all over squeezing out lizards.
 
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