Why. Does. Anyone. Have. To. Die?
If I make a list of all character names and say they die or get sick, I will eventually get one right.But hey, people have already guessed the deaths/illnesses of everyone else by now.
Everyone? So my theory that the Slutty Pumpkin, who we find out in the finale is the real mother of Ted's daughter, dies along with Scooter, who she is eloping with, and Ranjit, who was driving them to Vegas, isn't original?