How do you want to "go?"

[Skywalker]

If I have to die, I want to die saving someone's life (or a whole lot of someones).

What if you die saving your own life?

Paradox!

 

[RoJoHen]

If I have to die, I want to die saving someone's life (or a whole lot of someones).

What if you die saving your own life?

Paradox!

Now I'm trying to figure out a situation where that would be possible. Dammit, I love paradoxes. Too much Star Trek...

 

[Goji]

Eaten by a bear. Or a shark. Or something big with teeth. As long as it's not something lame like an elephant. I'm not sure why an elephant would try to eat me, but just in case I want to make it clear - no elephants.

 

[RAMA]

Literally kicking the bucket, like Jimmy Durante in "Its, a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World"...did I get all the mads?

RAMA

 

[Australis]

Saving a bunch of people while holding off the Forces of Darkness.
Or
With a girl toy when I'm 90.
Or
On a long journey to the stars.
Or
After putting a really good band together, doing a world tour, recording along the way the best live album ever, and at the end of the final concert, just peg out. Best death for me, and leaving something behind.

 

[Thespeckledkiwi]

Quietly in my sleep.

 

[sidious618]

In my sleep if I just die form old age. I'd want to morphine myself out of existence if I'm dying of a disease.

 

[Kestra]

In my sleep, but if I had to die a violent death, I'd want to go by tornado.

 

[cardinal biggles]

Literally kicking the bucket, like Jimmy Durante in "Its, a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World"...did I get all the mads?

Yes, you got them.

I must be boring. I'd just like to go in my sleep... no pain, no shock, no last few seconds of terror. Just drift off while I'm sound asleep.

 

[Gryffindorian]

You must either really love or really hate your husband.



She meant to say "boy toy". That means she wants to be 100 and have a hot 30 year old guy with her.

I know exactly what she meant, and while that's awesome for her, there's still a really young dude with a 100-year old woman on the other end!

Oh I'm sorry, I just read it again and I get what you were saying.

It's interesting we're having this conversation. There's actually a porn category for young guys/gals who are into "older" folks. Not that I've seen any videos.

EDIT:

By the way, I flush a few times afterwards. Oh, you meant dying? Never mind.

 

[SilentP]

Anyone seen Sunshine? I want that kind of ending, saving the species while giving a large astronomical object/Laws of Thermodynamics a big F*** YOU! on the way in. Maybe riding on top of the device while diving in waving around a sombrero

And any such sacrifice means damn right that a continent should be named after me

 

[Michael Chris]

Hit by a train at an advanced age (95+) when I can see the train coming (this also means my vision is good).

 

[Hoser]

In midair, not when I hit the ground.

Quickly and with my husband.

How my wife describes sex, Alex?

 

[Australis]

In my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

 

[Venardhi]

In the (crude) words of one of my favorite literary characters, "In my own bed, with a belly full of wine and a maiden's mouth around my cock, at the age of eighty."

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I wanna die having sex.

 

[RoJoHen]

How shocking.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Hahahaha. Hey, be lucky i didn't say, "with you."

 

[Aragorn]

I'm going to live forever. Once I'm done killing off all my other multiverse counterparts and gain their strength, I'll become immortal.

Charging a Russian T-90 Regiment in a M1A2 Abrams tank.

Wolverines!!!!

 

[Finn]

In a warm bed peacefully sometimes early in the 22nd century.