Hope you didn't have DOMINO'S-PIZZA!

[JimCasy]

I don't doubt it. Back in high school one my friends was very proud that he stirred the pizza sauce at his local Little Caesar's with his penis. To this day I can't eat their pizza cause all I can think of is "penis pizza".

/Clean food only!

This guy must have had the biggest penis in the world then, if he was stirring the sauce with it. We use something that's about two feet long to stir ours. I mean, he possibly could have tried to spread the sauce with it, but only if the counter's really low.

In the three food jobs I've worked, I've never seen anyone do anything terrible to the food. The worst thing I ever did was thrown an M&M on someone's pizza when I worked at Godfather's.

 

[Nerdius Maximus]

I had already sworn off of Domino's pizza. I ordered one a few weeks ago for the first time in a couple of years. It tasted like they started using some kind of liquid polymer instead of mozzarella cheese.

I gave up Domino's years ago because it has no taste, and I gave up Pizza Hut years ago because their stuff is always swimming in grease/oil. Papa John's and Little Caesar's is the only pizza I'll eat these days; however, we have a local chain, called "Hideaway Pizza" that's good stuff.

Yeah, Hideaway is really good.

 

[John Picard]

I had already sworn off of Domino's pizza. I ordered one a few weeks ago for the first time in a couple of years. It tasted like they started using some kind of liquid polymer instead of mozzarella cheese.

I gave up Domino's years ago because it has no taste, and I gave up Pizza Hut years ago because their stuff is always swimming in grease/oil. Papa John's and Little Caesar's is the only pizza I'll eat these days; however, we have a local chain, called "Hideaway Pizza" that's good stuff.

Yeah, Hideaway is really good.

Have you ever had McSalty's? Talk about a slice of Heaven!

 

[miraclefan]

^No, No I have not. I take it it's good?

 

[Small White Car]

Perhaps. I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

So that's it? You're going to stop eating ANYWHERE where you don't see the food being prepared? Because these two dopes certainly could have gotten hired anywhere. Certainly there are other people out there like them, working all over the place.

Good for you, though, to avoid all that. I'd find that difficult to do.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Perhaps. I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

So that's it? You're going to stop eating ANYWHERE where you don't see the food being prepared?

1) No; 2) Most of the places I go, I *can* see the food being made.

Because these two dopes certainly could have gotten hired anywhere.

At least they won't anymore.

 

[Small White Car]

1) No; 2) Most of the places I go, I *can* see the food being made.

So...Subway and Sushi places?

Because 100% of the sit-down restaurants I eat at have hidden kitchens. Like I said, good for you, but I, for one, won't be giving up eating out anytime soon.

 

[Pingfah]

Perhaps. I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

So that's it? You're going to stop eating ANYWHERE where you don't see the food being prepared?

1) No; 2) Most of the places I go, I *can* see the food being made.

Not really, you can see it being prepared, but the food could have been contaminated at any point during it's production. When you buy a jar of Mayo did you see it being made? Anything could have happened to it at the factory, dick stirring, snot flicking, probably did in fact.

And don't think because you're at a fancy restaurant you're safe, i've seen steak dropped on the floor and then served, and food retrieved from the bin to fulfull a last minute order. You're safe nowhere.

Frankly I would suggest that the safest option would simply be to eat nothing at all, it's the only way to be sure. Get yourself an intravenous drip, from a reputable source

 

[All Seeing Eye]

Unless your next words were going to be "because it was me", then you do not have it on good authority.

Yes, I do.


Believe me, don't believe me....................whatever. Just because there's a website listing so called "urban legends" and this might be one of them doesn't mean these kinds of things don't happen.
I'm sure someone would have believed a pizza hut employee sticking a bogey on sandwich would be an urban legend as well but it's still happened.

Has it occured to you perhaps some people who read these "urban legends" might actually decide to do them.

Goodness me!

 

[Pingfah]

Unless your next words were going to be "because it was me", then you do not have it on good authority.

Yes, I do.

I'm afraid I do not have that on good authority.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

Unless your next words were going to be "because it was me", then you do not have it on good authority.

Yes, I do.

I'm afraid I do not have that on good authority.

Whatever you say.

 

[Holdfast]

I don't doubt it. Back in high school one my friends was very proud that he stirred the pizza sauce at his local Little Caesar's with his penis. To this day I can't eat their pizza cause all I can think of is "penis pizza".

/Clean food only!

This guy must have had the biggest penis in the world then, if he was stirring the sauce with it. We use something that's about two feet long to stir ours. I mean, he possibly could have tried to spread the sauce with it, but only if the counter's really low.

Somehow I doubt the fellow was concerned enough about quality control to worry about how effective his dick was in actually stirring the sauce.

 

[Brolan]

This doesn't surprise me. There was a case a while back about a McDonalds around here where a couple of the guys who worked there would spunk in the Mayonnaise. They'd been doing it pretty much every day they worked there.

If you don't mind...what does ''spunk'' mean?

Spoiler: Something gross

Ejaculate

 

[Gil T.Azell]

This doesn't surprise me. There was a case a while back about a McDonalds around here where a couple of the guys who worked there would spunk in the Mayonnaise. They'd been doing it pretty much every day they worked there.

No wonder they were dateless

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

I've never met anyone who likes Domino's Pizza.

Seriously.