Honking at hooters

[RobertScorpio]

So I passed by this hot babe who was wearing a HONK AT MY HOOTERS shirt, and..well..I honked my horn. My wife wasn't to thrilled about it, neither was my daughter...but my 19 year old son thought it was cool!!! So at least I was 'hip' to one of them. A father/husband's job is never easy!

But as a T-shirt, it worked. Can you think of T-shirts that have had something on them, printed or just a picture, that was so unique you still remember it now??

Rob

 

[Timelord79 (he/him)]

A teacher of mine told me a story once...

He went down the streets, a woman in a t-shirt came along with something written on it.
He turned his head and read it:

"You stared at my boobs, YOU PIG!"

 

[Luckyflux]

I worked in Manhattan a few years back and some promo people were handing out T-shirts for the new TV show Parko PI (or something like that). The caption on the shirt was the best, it said "When he shows up, you go down"

Then I had a George Carlin T-shirt from many, many years ago that said "Simon Says, go f-ck yourself!" I loved that shirt, and the coolest thing was that my Mom (of all people) bought it for me.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

I bought this shirt last year. I wear it to Yankee games all the time. Especially when they're playing you-know-who.

I would never wear it at Fenway, though. I have this strange thing about not wanting to get my ass kicked.

 

[Too Much Fun]

I once saw a girl in a mall wearing a T-shirt that said, "You're so vain, you probably think this T-shirt is about you". After that, I was constantly telling people about how awesome it was. I wish I'd complimented the girl, but I just couldn't bring myself to go up to a total stranger girl and compliment her on a T-shirt. I thought it would be too awkward and I was too much of a coward, but I regret not trying. She deserved tons of praise for that. Just brilliant.

 

[RobertScorpio]

A teacher of mine told me a story once...

He went down the streets, a woman in a t-shirt came along with something written on it.
He turned his head and read it:

"You stared at my boobs, YOU PIG!"

HAH!!! I love it!!

Rob

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

So I passed by this hot babe who was wearing a HONK AT MY HOOTERS shirt, and..well..I honked my horn. My wife wasn't to thrilled about it, neither was my daughter...but my 19 year old son thought it was cool!!! So at least I was 'hip' to one of them. A father/husband's job is never easy!

But as a T-shirt, it worked. Can you think of T-shirts that have had something on them, printed or just a picture, that was so unique you still remember it now??

Rob

You were able to read her shirt from your car? That must have been some awfully big writing or some awfully big

 

[RobertScorpio]

So I passed by this hot babe who was wearing a HONK AT MY HOOTERS shirt, and..well..I honked my horn. My wife wasn't to thrilled about it, neither was my daughter...but my 19 year old son thought it was cool!!! So at least I was 'hip' to one of them. A father/husband's job is never easy!

But as a T-shirt, it worked. Can you think of T-shirts that have had something on them, printed or just a picture, that was so unique you still remember it now??

Rob

You were able to read her shirt from your car? That must have been some awfully big writing or some awfully big

This is california..home of the borgafied boobies...

Rob

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

I once saw a girl in a mall wearing a T-shirt that said, "You're so vain, you probably think this T-shirt is about you". After that, I was constantly telling people about how awesome it was. I wish I'd complimented the girl, but I just couldn't bring myself to go up to a total stranger girl and compliment her on a T-shirt. I thought it would be too awkward and I was too much of a coward, but I regret not trying. She deserved tons of praise for that. Just brilliant.

Praise? For stealing an insipid slogan from a song recorded decades ago? I think not.

 

[Ruaidhri]

My sister's boyfriend has a t-shirt that reads in big lettering:

"MEAT IS MURDER"

And in smaller lettering underneath it:

"tasty, tasty murder"


I thought it was awesome.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Furthermore, we Yankee fans also have this. You know why THAT is cool? Because Swish himself wears one! He wears it under his jersey during games. Now how awesome is that?

The man in action:

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJIKEU-zTPw[/yt]

 

[Gil T.Azell]

So I passed by this hot babe who was wearing a HONK AT MY HOOTERS shirt, and..well..I honked my horn. My wife wasn't to thrilled about it, neither was my daughter...but my 19 year old son thought it was cool!!! So at least I was 'hip' to one of them. A father/husband's job is never easy!

But as a T-shirt, it worked. Can you think of T-shirts that have had something on them, printed or just a picture, that was so unique you still remember it now??

Rob

Well it could have been worse you could have held a sign the said its Flash Friday.

"Flash Friday" in which men are encouraged to drive with their headlights on and women are encouraged to expose their breasts to such vehicles

I usually just say "Thank you" can keep on walking/driving

 

[23skidoo]

Fanboys might appreciate this. I once had a Cerebus the Aardvark T-shirt. (Taken, for those who don't know, from the long-running indie comic book). What sold me was the speech bubble on the back that said "Well, Cerebus has no idea who WHO you are, either!"

Alex

 

[Too Much Fun]

I once saw a girl in a mall wearing a T-shirt that said, "You're so vain, you probably think this T-shirt is about you". After that, I was constantly telling people about how awesome it was. I wish I'd complimented the girl, but I just couldn't bring myself to go up to a total stranger girl and compliment her on a T-shirt. I thought it would be too awkward and I was too much of a coward, but I regret not trying. She deserved tons of praise for that. Just brilliant.

Praise? For stealing an insipid slogan from a song recorded decades ago? I think not.

It's not that I'm a fan of the song or slogan, I just thought in the context of a T-shirt, its title is pretty damn funny!

 

[Mistral]

I've had a few cool ones.

We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. In a Windows-style box.

One dog sniffing another's butt. Captioned: Do I know you?

I'm number three. I don't try at all.

I saw a girl at the beach wearing a t-shirt that said this:

Fun.

More fun.

Even more fun.

The first was just under her neckline, the second across her breasts and the third was right about waist level.