Hole in the moon

[Alpha_Geek]

Finally, after decades of searching, science has pinpointed the lair of the mighty Moon Worm!

Where's Major Matt Mason when you really need him?

Pffft, if you eant the job done, call Sgt Storm! Who do you think put all those creases in the top of Callisto's head?

 

[All Seeing Eye]

The real ultimate question is: should we drop a nuke down that hole?

 

[Gepard]

I'm going to regret asking this, but whatever for? (And the word "lizard" better not be in the answer.)

 

[SeerSGB]

Well, time to start getting some 'bots ready and start dropping some rovers down the hole. Never know what we might find, and if nothing else it might give us some hints into the moon's past.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

I'm going to regret asking this, but whatever for? (And the word "lizard" better not be in the answer.)

To flush out the Reptilians.

 

[SeerSGB]

Bah, Reptilians. Everyone knows the real threat is the bug invasion fleet inbound from Klendathu.

 

[Gepard]

I'm going to regret asking this, but whatever for? (And the word "lizard" better not be in the answer.)

To flush out the Reptilians.

"Lizard" or anything synonymous with "lizard."

 

[All Seeing Eye]

I've been thinking, if we nuked the Sun would it go supernova?

 

[T J]

The Sun would suck up a nuke and say, "Ahhh! may I have another!?"

 

[All Seeing Eye]

Yeh, it was kinda my attempt at humour.

 

[Hofner]

The Sun would suck up a nuke and say, "Ahhh! may I have another!?"

To the Sun, nukes are like Lay's potato chips. The Sun can't have just one.

Anyways, to topic. I don't understand why everybody's so excited about this. I say we need a hole on the Moon like I need a hole in the hea-

Never mind.

Robert

 

[PurpleBuddha]

PurpleBuddha,

Isn't there a treaty, I believe it's the 1967 Outer Space treaty that prohibits any nation from building military bases on the moon?

Yes, military bases on the moon are out. Of course, if it ever becomes practical and important to put them there the treaty will probably be ditched.

 

[Samurai8472]

Perfect spot to hide the Millennium Falcon.

If so, I think we have a great location for our moon base.

Not if I can get there first. The Alan Parson's project is already underway!

 

[Caretaker]

Everyone know the moon's hole leads to the most meaty part of the ribs that make up the moon.

 

[Lindley]

So we're thinking of sending a rocket to penetrate the moon's hole.

Geez, how metaphorical do you need to get?

 

[Trekker4747]

I wonder how much over-blown the media will make such a maneuver like they did with the "bombing the moon" thing.