High Heels Are, Quite Literally, For Morons

[Data Holmes]

^and...

After a quick read through, these pearls stood out.

...Or maybe: Remember where your dick comes from!...

...You say that like fellatio is a bad thing...

...It's alright. Your mom apologized...

tsq, YOU ROCK GIRL!
Completely made my afternoon.

I was just saying what needed to be said.

And nothing. You're feisty, you've got spunk. It's fun, watching people verbally spar. Even more so when one of the opponents has a mastery of deflating the other with trivia and mental judo.

And if the trivia is dirty, well, that adds a whole other layer of amusement to the match.

Though i doubt in your case it's a hundred monkeys, more like five...

Five monkeys and a make-believe girlfriend!

1-1.5 inches is pretty much my standard, I have only a few pairs (sandals, moccasins, and sneakers) that have no heal. I'm fairly short at 5'3" so that extra inch and a half can actually be pretty useful. I do have these for special occasions, though. They're completely impractical, but a hell of a lot of fun, and that, to those wondering what the point is, is the point:

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIN36NweL6I[/yt]

J stepping in with the perfect response. I second.

 

[Emher]

^Aw Holmes, you summed up what I was gonna sum up. Well, I guess I third both comments

Okay, heels! I really don't mind them. I kinda like them at times. BUT. When they are in combination with holier-than-thou attitude, huge overload on makeup and general bitchiness, I tend to think of the sound of them as the sound of horse shoes, because the wearers are asses (and I'm not talking about drag queens by the way, I usually get on fabulously with drag queens). And sadly since it seems that since they are connected with this type of women, almost no other women around here wear them. truly a shame.

I will say however, after walking in these bad boys:

Which really doesn't have much height addition at all, my immense respect to the skill of women who wear proper heels. Those in the image were tricky at times. (And gods damn, I really need to never get rid of my beard again.)

 

[Holdfast]

MOAR PHOTOS​

(of tsq's heels, not yours Emher.... )​

 

[Emher]

At least they're red

 

[thestrangequark]

Do you know how much societal conditioning us men had to do to get you women to think this way?

It is generally accepted that when our evolutionary ancestors started walking upright, the hips of the human female narrowed to promote ease of walking, causing a lengthening of the vaginal canal. Due the this, the human male penis became longer and larger, so that it would be adequate to satisfy the female, with the penis of the modern human male the largest in proportion to body size of any ape.

Alls I'm sayin is: the ladies have done some conditioning as well.

Or maybe: Remember where your dick comes from!

Booking a flight into Newark right now! Should I take a taxi to your place or does the subway run close?

How did I miss this post before? With our powers combined, imagine the havoc we would wreak!

^and...

After a quick read through, these pearls stood out.



tsq, YOU ROCK GIRL!
Completely made my afternoon.

I was just saying what needed to be said.

And nothing. You're feisty, you've got spunk. It's fun, watching people verbally spar. Even more so when one of the opponents has a mastery of deflating the other with trivia and mental judo.

And if the trivia is dirty, well, that adds a whole other layer of amusement to the match.

Five monkeys and a make-believe girlfriend!

1-1.5 inches is pretty much my standard, I have only a few pairs (sandals, moccasins, and sneakers) that have no heal. I'm fairly short at 5'3" so that extra inch and a half can actually be pretty useful. I do have these for special occasions, though. They're completely impractical, but a hell of a lot of fun, and that, to those wondering what the point is, is the point:

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIN36NweL6I[/yt]

J stepping in with the perfect response. I second.

Aw, now I know where to come when I'm having a bout of self-doubt.

MOAR PHOTOS​

(of tsq's heels, not yours Emher.... )​

I wouldn't want to deprive you the opportunity to exercise your imagination.

Also, somehow Emher's look way more painful than mine.

 

[FPAlpha]

High Heels are one of the most effective ways to amp up the sex of a woman.

If she knows how to walk in them it's a sure head turner.. i've seen women with fantastic bodies in normal streetwear and they do look fine but slap some heels on them and it's an entirely different thing.

I know they are hugely damaging to the body and i'd never demand a woman wear them for me but they do make a woman near irresistible.

 

[Emher]

Aw, now I know where to come when I'm having a bout of self-doubt.

...

Also, somehow Emher's look way more painful than mine.

I thought we'd made that clear long ago

And they were pretty painful. But not in the way you might imagine. First off, I made those from scratch myself. It's mostly painted wood. And then some rubber attached under so that I wouldn't just slip around everywhere. And while the where pretty airy and nice...you see the leather straps between my toes? Yeah, those bastards started burning away my skin pretty fast. And, stubborn as I am, i wore them for two days. Normally I go all three days I'm at conventions with my cosplays, but that time I could not bare wearing those things a third day.

 

[thestrangequark]

^Yeah, it's the straps that look like they hurt like a bitch more than anything else.

High Heels are one of the most effective ways to amp up the sex of a woman.

If she knows how to walk in them it's a sure head turner.. i've seen women with fantastic bodies in normal streetwear and they do look fine but slap some heels on them and it's an entirely different thing.

I know they are hugely damaging to the body and i'd never demand a woman wear them for me but they do make a woman near irresistible.

I think the damage heels do is somewhat overstated, and caused more often by misuse than anything else. Those women with horribly twisted feet and bunions don't have feet like that because they wore heels for years, they have feet like that because they wore heels that were too small or too narrow for their feet for years. While I wouldn't walk 8 miles in those 5.5 inch stilettos I posted, nor wear something like that more than occasionally, they're actually not so uncomfortable as one would imagine, for the simple reason that they fit me properly.

 

[Amaris]

A properly fitted show is like a godsend on one's feet. I only have one pair of actual fitted shoes, and they're just terrific.

 

[Holdfast]

I wouldn't want to deprive you the opportunity to exercise your imagination.

Most exercise I've had this year...

 

[Tora Ziyal]

I think the damage heels do is somewhat overstated, and caused more often by misuse than anything else. Those women with horribly twisted feet and bunions don't have feet like that because they wore heels for years, they have feet like that because they wore heels that were too small or too narrow for their feet for years. While I wouldn't walk 8 miles in those 5.5 inch stilettos I posted, nor wear something like that more than occasionally, they're actually not so uncomfortable as one would imagine, for the simple reason that they fit me properly.

You're correct as far as damage to the feet goes. But even corrrectly fitted, comfortable heels can eventually damage the lower spine, hamstrings and calves if they're worn too often.

 

[Tora Ziyal]

Oops, tried to edit and ended up with a double post instead.

 

[Emher]

^Yeah, it's the straps that look like they hurt like a bitch more than anything else.

Indeed. But it was a great fucking cosplay and I regret NOTHING!

 

[Data Holmes]

I think the damage heels do is somewhat overstated, and caused more often by misuse than anything else. Those women with horribly twisted feet and bunions don't have feet like that because they wore heels for years, they have feet like that because they wore heels that were too small or too narrow for their feet for years. While I wouldn't walk 8 miles in those 5.5 inch stilettos I posted, nor wear something like that more than occasionally, they're actually not so uncomfortable as one would imagine, for the simple reason that they fit me properly.

You're correct as far as damage to the feet goes. But even corrrectly fitted, comfortable heels can eventually damage the lower spine, hamstrings and calves if they're worn too often.

I think the damage heels do is somewhat overstated, and caused more often by misuse than anything else. Those women with horribly twisted feet and bunions don't have feet like that because they wore heels for years, they have feet like that because they wore heels that were too small or too narrow for their feet for years. While I wouldn't walk 8 miles in those 5.5 inch stilettos I posted, nor wear something like that more than occasionally, they're actually not so uncomfortable as one would imagine, for the simple reason that they fit me properly.

I agree with what you said about damage to the feet. But even corrrectly fitted, comfortable heels can eventually damage the lower spine, hamstrings and calves if they're worn too often.

Deja Vu...

 

[Tora Ziyal]

^ Oops.

 

[scotpens]

I think the damage heels do is somewhat overstated . . .

As a bit of a heel myself, I agree!

(Hey, someone had to use that corny pun.)

 

[Data Holmes]

^ Oops.

It's ok. Made me laugh.

 

[Tora Ziyal]

I think the damage heels do is somewhat overstated . . .

As a bit of a heel myself, I agree!

(Hey, someone had to use that corny pun.)

I'm surprised that you've been the sole poster to use it.

 

[thestrangequark]

And yet another BBS thread devolves into horrible puns. I swear, I'll boot the next person who makes one!

 

[Data Holmes]

And yet another BBS thread devolves into horrible puns. I swear, I'll boot the next person who makes one!

He who would pun, would shirley pick a pocket.