High Heels Are, Quite Literally, For Morons
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Any man who appreciates legs like those, and what high heels do for them, is a man after my own heart.
And stiletto heels, while they may not be practical for walking any distance, make great weapons.
Shoes aren't supposed to look like feet. If they did, all shoes would look like this.
And that, combined with the infant's large cranium relative to other primate species, is why giving birth is such a bitch.
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Shoes aren't supposed to look like feet. If they did, all shoes would look like this.
Ugh, toe shoes, those things are disturbing.
Anyway, it less "supposed to look like feet" and more -for my tastes- "not look like a point." I like the look of open toed shoes or rounded heels better. Points just don't appeal to me.
I regularly wear 1.5 inch heels. Due to the shape of my feet (high arches, wide at the toes, narrow at the heels), it's actually more comfortable than flats. Flats put pressure on my knees, and if I wear a pair all day, I end up with swollen knees and a backache at the end of the day. Heels prevent that.
that sounded very vulcan
High heels are just a fashion accoutrement that can be fun and harmless when used as they are intended. My wife has quite a collection. It was originally her idea, not mine. But I got into the spirit of the fun and I have picked out various pairs for her at times. She does not wear them for extended periods of time, so there are no back problems. My wife is not stupid, by any stretch of the imagination. Ask her about anything and she is able to expound at considerable length. String theory, dark matter, you name it. She will soon be embarking on the pursuit of a degree in Forensic Psychology.
She has agreed to share some of her photos:
She has agreed to share some of her photos:
Definitely! Either that or archenemies!It is generally accepted that when our evolutionary ancestors started walking upright, the hips of the human female narrowed to promote ease of walking, causing a lengthening of the vaginal canal. Due the this, the human male penis became longer and larger, so that it would be adequate to satisfy the female, with the penis of the modern human male the largest in proportion to body size of any ape.
Alls I'm sayin is: the ladies have done some conditioning as well.
Or maybe: Remember where your dick comes from!
I Love it!!! TSQ, will you be my friend?
It is generally accepted that when our evolutionary ancestors started walking upright, the hips of the human female narrowed to promote ease of walking, causing a lengthening of the vaginal canal. Due the this, the human male penis became longer and larger, so that it would be adequate to satisfy the female, with the penis of the modern human male the largest in proportion to body size of any ape.
Alls I'm sayin is: the ladies have done some conditioning as well.
Or maybe: Remember where your dick comes from!
Booking a flight into Newark right now! Should I take a taxi to your place or does the subway run close?
Meh, give me a woman who can rock boots any day. Heels are ok but they're too impractical for me. I love the binding design on legs though, like on classic sandals, just don't care for high heels.
You can't do anything in fancy heels, they're too constricting. You've got to be able to run and be free.
You can't do anything in fancy heels, they're too constricting. You've got to be able to run and be free.
I find myself actually liking the look of ballet flats or moccasins on a women. There's just something cute and "earthy" about them. But, yeah, a nice pair of heels somehow give legs a great look and I'm certainly a leg man.
Definitely! Either that or archenemies!
Ooohhh. A possible nemesis...that could be fun! We'll have to see how this plays out!
Archenemies -- aren't that what high heels are? Arch enemies, calf enemies, lower back enemies...
Wow, that is a lot of hate.
I guess I shouldn't mention the fact that the origin of lipstick was so the pharaoh knew which slaves specialized in fellatio.
It makes me sad to see how little effect Star Trek has had on you people. You indignantly justify shallow and painful practices because you have been conditioned that way.
Fuck it. Be simple. Enjoy.
I guess I shouldn't mention the fact that the origin of lipstick was so the pharaoh knew which slaves specialized in fellatio.
It makes me sad to see how little effect Star Trek has had on you people. You indignantly justify shallow and painful practices because you have been conditioned that way.
Fuck it. Be simple. Enjoy.
I'm not the glutton for punishment that you are.
Star Trek is against high heels? I suppose miniskirts, catsuits, skintight impractical uniforms(for just about every race in Trek) are out too?
I didn't realize that costuming in Trek was using reverse psychology on us.
I didn't realize that costuming in Trek was using reverse psychology on us.
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I'm not the glutton for punishment that you are.
Weak. Don't start something if you can't handle the backlash.
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Whatever women like to wear is fine with me. As for personal preferences, I like heels that aren't too tall, or cause discomfort to the wearer. While not a huge high heels fan, I have been pleasantly surprised by the way some women wear them. I like the more elegant high heels, really. Just a quick search, and I found these, and I think they're lovely:
I'm sorry to drop in unannounced like this. But John left his computer on and I saw your post. I kind of feel like its my fault. I want to finish this before wakes up and stops drooling all over the couch. Like John wrote, he wasn't quite himself and he can be tightly wound sometimes. I think he once told me one of you described him as outlandish, which can be, at times, spot on accurate, but everyone has their moment of craziness, I reckon.
Bottom line, he likes to compartmentalize, to keep in all in. And when he finally snaps, well, let's just say that his temper is legendary. You didn't quite catch him at his worst because he almost never drinks, and if he does its just a glass of scotch. He sampled his whiskey collection last night.
The point is that we had a misunderstanding, that's far too long and far too personal to go into right now, and instead of correcting him like I should've, I used the opportunity to do some digging and see how he'd react. Our friends don't call John "the Doc" for nothing, he fixes things, but I tend to mess things up. And this time I didn't just hit the nail on its head, I put a batch of C4 on it and blew it (and the neighbourhood) to kingdom come. He'd never admit it, but I think I hurt him pretty bad. I don't quite think saying that I hit a sore spot covers it.
Anyway, I think he's going to apologize later, because while John can get harsh, he always realizes it later. But I just wanted to put in my two cents, he was already angry when he responded to you post, but you weren't the one who set him off.
Over and out,
Love
Sara
PS: That wasn't too British, was it? John tells me some of you have a problem with us.
