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Hey, I never noticed that before....

You inspired me:

Here we come
In our battle fleet
We get frightenest looks from
Anyone Starfleet

O-bey, we are Klingons
Brutality and violence abounds
And it's our wild upbringing
That makes us put you down

We land wherever we want to
Take what we need from you
If populations get restless
Just vaporize a few!

Say, hey, we're the Klingons
Another solar system we've found
So we're gloriously bringing
Another big fleet smack down

Don't think we're unfriendly
Violence is just our way
Til the "Next Generation"
When "honor" is all we'll say​

Yours is much better, but I state the obvious. I have no talent. :biggrin:
 
Yours is much better, but I state the obvious. I have no talent. :biggrin:
<bows>

I love writing "filks" and trying to find words that fit the meter and the rhythm of the original. In the 90s my friend Sherri and I were so sick of Elton John's "Can You Feel the Love Tonight" that we reduced it to a mundane song about laundry called "I Can't Do the Wash Tonight". The toughest bit of it was finding a word to substitute for "harmony" that wasn't necessarily a rhyme but which had the same cadence. It took me an hour to just come up with that one line.

Original
Can you feel the love tonight?
The peace the evening brings
The world, for once, in perfect harmony
With all its living things​

Filk
I can't do the wash tonight
The stupid washer pings
The Maytag man'd put us in poverty
Cause we don't live like kings​

;)
 
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I understand Captain Kirk getting these. I can understand Spock, as the exec, getting them when the captain is off the ship. But we’ve also seen Scotty getting him when he’s dictating a log. However, the most outrageous was Commodore Decker getting one while in the middle of a pitched battle with the planet killer. The girl and the clipboard on the arm of the command chair is only in one shot, but it’s there. What report could possibly be so vital that it requires the signature - at that moment - of the commanding officer when said commanding officer is an unhinged Commodore who forcibly took control of the ship and is in the middle of fighting a giant space super weapon?

He was authorizing the waterboarding of Zira and Cornelius. ;)
 
I just watched "The Conscience of the King."

- After Karidian stabs his fellow actor in the teaser, you can see his fist is covered with blood as he heads for the set door.

- When a yellow-shirt crewman arrives on the bridge, he hands Spock a bunch of tapes. Spock looks them over and gives one to Uhura, like a mail-call delivery.

- In the voice test scene, obviously Kirk gives Karidian a small piece of paper to read from. "I remember the words. I wrote them down." But I never noticed that in a prior scene, Kirk is shown writing that very note in his quarters, pen to paper.
 
In the voice test scene, obviously Kirk gives Karidian a small piece of paper to read from. "I remember the words. I wrote them down." But I never noticed that in a prior scene, Kirk is shown writing that very note in his quarters, pen to paper.
I can't remember verbatim what I said even 5 minutes ago rather than what someone else said once 20 years ago. I guess that's why I'm not a Captain...yet.
 
I can't remember verbatim what I said even 5 minutes ago rather than what someone else said once 20 years ago. I guess that's why I'm not a Captain...yet.

Hearing someone say something that could mean life or death for you and those you hold dear can burn its way into your memory like little else. Like the first time you ever held your own child. Or the last time you said goodbye to your mother. Sometimes such memories are so strong you wish they'd go away. For all its limitations, memory is a powerful part of being human.
 
One thread I had going for awhile was called Never seen TOS scenes. Using Photoshop I created imaginary scenes of things that happened off screen or before TOS or elaborating on things we might like to have seen. It also allowed for humorous scenes such as Herman Munster as a security guard and Kirk’s exasperated expression. There was another one of the ‘60’s era Batman in the Transporter Room. There were quite a few funny ones along with the more serious wishful ones.I also photomanipped some TAS as well as TMP and even a few TNG scenes. And this was before TOS-R was released and I usually approached it as if it were still the 1960s and TOS was still in production. As such when I inserted new characters I tried to use actors who were active around that time, such as Stephen Boyd as a young Captain Robert April or Honor Blackman as a female starship captain for example.
 
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One thread I had going for awhile was called Never seen TOS scenes. Using Photoshop I created imaginary scenes of things that happened off screen or before TOS or elaborating on things we might like to have seen. It also allowed for humorous scenes such as Herman Munster as a security guard and Kirk’s exasperated expression. There was another one of the ‘60’s era Batman in the Transporter Room. There were quite a few funny ones along with the more serious wishful ones.I also photomanipped some TAS as well as TMP and even a few TNG scenes. And this was before TOS-R was released and I usually approached it as if it were still the 1960s and TOS was still in production. As such when I inserted new characters I tried to use actors who were active around that time, such as Stephen Boyd as a young Captain Robert April or Honor Blackman as a female starship captain for example.

Interesting. I'm in the process of building a model of what I believe the producers originally used for the Klingon scoutship/warship in "Friday's Child" (hint: it used parts from a commercially available model kit from the time, only with a glowy light radiating from it in post-production.) Maybe you could photoshop it into the viewscreen scene. It's gotta be better than the standard D7 they lazily used in TOS:R ;)
 
Interesting. I'm in the process of building a model of what I believe the producers originally used for the Klingon scoutship/warship in "Friday's Child" (hint: it used parts from a commercially available model kit from the time, only with a glowy light radiating from it in post-production.) Maybe you could photoshop it into the viewscreen scene. It's gotta be better than the standard D7 they lazily used in TOS:R ;)
Part of my approach, usually, was to aim for something that TOS could actually do under the best of conditions—meaning assuming they had the time and access to the best f/x resources available at that time. This differs from the approach generally taken with TOS-R where they did things that probably couldn’t have been done even under the best of conditions back in the day.

Hmm...maybe I should ressurect this subject in a new thread...
 
All my threads are dead...:weep:
Have you tried sending any of them to the Genesis Planet? ;)
One thread I had going for awhile was called Never seen TOS scenes. Using Photoshop I created imaginary scenes of things that happened off screen or before TOS or elaborating on things we might like to have seen.
I quite liked that thread. I've photoshopped a few never-seen Trek moments of my own in my Star Trek Timeline, featuring Captain Garth in his prime, the wedding of Sarek and Amanda, and James T. Kirk proposing to Carol Marcus. There are a few more I plan to do, but it's tough to find the time sometimes.
 
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